#boring god

[tailsteak]

You have successfully made your name a synonym for "God" in my mind to the point that it is jarring to see you post on about OCs on Tumblr. Good art good job good life 👍 👍 👍

I'm allowed to be two things.

[timeofsilence]

Hearing Loki is like this for me

Me: *fuck that, look at the time, I need to hurry, get on the bus, head to work like a boss. Oh look I got on the bus on time, and then get in the subway, and then when I drink my ice cold ginsing honey tea, he pops in my head after not talking for months at a time, because that's how god's roll okay?*

Loki: Hey, I have question, my dear and I would like to know what you think.

Me: Whaaaaat issss eeeet?

Loki: Do you think people will think of me 1,000 years in the future?

Me: I'm a star-being, dear heart. I believe people will live in space colonies. Why do you ask me, an alien of this question? 

Loki: It's a legitimate questions, Beloved. *teasing*

Me: *bored* Go bother another girl, my answer will be always be no.

Loki: It seems we have this obstacle. You don't believe one can have many loves, many admirers. 

Me: Because I only wanted one, and that being will never be you. 

[nerrros]

lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours