Top 5 things I would do as a celebrity:
Be a guest judge on Drag Race
Be a menace on a talk show
Lie on interviews for no reason
Bully paparazzi
Ghost major events
seen from Singapore
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seen from Poland

seen from Malaysia
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seen from China

seen from Italy
seen from France

seen from Ukraine
seen from Singapore

seen from Russia

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from Taiwan
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Top 5 things I would do as a celebrity:
Be a guest judge on Drag Race
Be a menace on a talk show
Lie on interviews for no reason
Bully paparazzi
Ghost major events
Was watching a compilation of absurd Harvey moments (as he often is, despite trying to pretend he’s the smoothest and most serious reasonable man alive) and got caught off guard by a later season clip where he tells Mike “Well I guess you’re the expert, because the only thing you’ve graduated from, is high school!” and broke into hysterical giggling
He’s such a bitch and I love him bad
I want a fic where all the yuu’s meet.
They all wake up one day — in different rooms of the Ramshackle dorm, because I hope, at least, that they have different and individual tastes and coincidentally chose different rooms — and they head out, sleepily calling for Grim to wake up as they make their way down to wherever the kitchen in that dorm is.
And it’s a kind of eventual process, right. Yuuta wakes up ‘first’, because he wants to meal prep and make breakfast.
In reality it’s Yuuka who wakes up first, right, she’s super organised and dedicated, but she goes out — i don’t know, maybe she goes for morning runs with Jack — so they don’t run into each other until Yuuken comes down.
Because he’s also a responsible person who’d realistically wake up in the morning. And just as he comes down and sees this stranger in what he assumes is his kitchen, another stranger opens the front door and accompanied by this tall, totally shredded first year he’s only kind of seen from a distance.
And they all exclaim in shock or whatever, Yuuta more than them — probably drops his food, which he forgets his fear at and starts getting angry instead, because how dare he disrespect food — which causes Yuuna to wake up and run down, and once again, scream because there’s 3 fucking strangers in her house.
But they’ve survived overblots, so eventually they get it sorted and decide to explore the rest of Ramshackle to make sure no one else has appeared.
Meanwhile Yuuya’s in bed and under his blanket, shaking in his metaphorical boots because all he’s heard is screaming, quiet, thudding from Yuuna sprinting downstairs, more screaming, and he thinks the ghosts have finally snapped and decided he’s who they’re possessing next.
They somehow reassure him they’re not going to eat him, end up at the rickety old table to eat the breakfast Yuuta barely managed to salvage, and instead of conversing like they would’ve, they all collectively stare with increasing amounts of judgement at this blank-faced, NPC, nothing burger of a person who has Grim in their lap talking whenever they poke at literally nothing in the air in front of them.
And then they take over the school or something, maybe publicly execute Crowley, get the groveling they deserve from everyone who overblotted, and run off into the distance on horse-drawn carriages.
remembering my haunted childhood home <3
ughhhhh I wish I could get some book newtmas fics….man I’m just… so hungry for some book newtmas… wish… wish there was more of them…
Stop being a boring fucker and get a god damn hobby or two. It’ll improve your quality of life tenfold I promise you
Hehe :3
I'm too lazy to color Yuji..
if i see one more vampire smut that involves eating a girl out on her period... 😤