#bornwithouttastebud

[thomasoutt]

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #AListActress, #ProtectorOfCanada, #CountessOfMalta, #CountessOfFlanders, & #QueenOfJerusalem has given #WorstIceCreamInTheWorldAward for #TheCastroFountain “The #Millennials must have been #BornWithoutTasteBud, #RaisedWithoutManners & never met the #DairyQueen,” huffed the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine. “Only in a #WorldWithoutRoyalty, would such #SaltyColdGlopp pass for #IceCream. The #WP in front of my #ImperialPresence insisted upon #SamplesOfFiveFlavours. It was enough to call the #MissMannersEmergencyNumber! It was just cold, no taste, not much texture. The #OnePercent can’t even get ice cream 🍦 right!” (at The Castro Fountain)