#protectorofcanada

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#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #AListActress, #ProtectorOfCanada, #CountessOfMalta, #CountessOfFlanders, & #QueenOfJerusalem has given #WorstIceCreamInTheWorldAward for #TheCastroFountain “The #Millennials must have been #BornWithoutTasteBud, #RaisedWithoutManners & never met the #DairyQueen,” huffed the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine. “Only in a #WorldWithoutRoyalty, would such #SaltyColdGlopp pass for #IceCream. The #WP in front of my #ImperialPresence insisted upon #SamplesOfFiveFlavours. It was enough to call the #MissMannersEmergencyNumber! It was just cold, no taste, not much texture. The #OnePercent can’t even get ice cream 🍦 right!” (at The Castro Fountain)

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#WinterPool, #1959, by #RobertRauschenberg. This #Combine fad the following components, “Oil, paper,fabric, wood, metal, #Sandpaper, tape, printed paper, printed reproductions, #FragmentsOfAShirt, handkerchief, wood bellows & #FoundPaintingOnCanvas, w/#WoodLadder. “Oh, I tried to climb the #Ladder, wondering where it would take me. I sort of felt like #AliceInWonderland. Suddenly, a lot of #FineMen #DressedInBlue, appeared.” —#PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #CountessOfFlanders, #CountessOfMalta, #AListActress & #ProtectorOfCanada. (at SFMOMA San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)

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#HerImperialHighness, #AListActress, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, demanded a re-write, which includes incessant #StalkingFromHarveyWeinstein after she was #EvictedFromHerMobileHome. Her version of #TheStrangersPreyAtNight takes place in a former parking lot in #Houston that was turned into a #MobileHomeCourt. The #CountessOfFlanders, once again, donate lad all 30 million that she earned & donated it for the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. “As #ProtectorOfCanada, I had things pretty easy. They are nice up North. But I wanted to be able to demonstrate the #Trauma caused by #HarveyWeinstein & incorporated that into my #ImperialActingTechnique, which I shall #ShareAMC & the entire world, even #Texas.” (at Metreon)

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#PrincessMelitaBonaparte forgives all of the #SinsOfSantaClaus, & during her visit w/the #BishopOfMyra. Her #TenthDayOfChristmas (#Crimma) wish is to enact her #ProtectorOfCanada status & “Be like that that that boy in the #WhiteHouse & pay no taxes!” She might get grabbed for that. (at Westfield San Francisco Centre)

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#PrincessMelitaBonaparte decided that the role that went to #MargoRobbie was a #WhiteElephant & decided to #Steal it. So the #CountessOfMalta, #CountessOfFlanders& #ProtectorOfCanada will take the part of a #FigureSkater & #BashKnees.

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#ADayOfSilents #2December2017, presented by the #SanFranciscoSilentFilmFestival. #FilmsHaveTheRightToRemainSilent. “Some of the best films ever made spoke without words.”—#PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #ProtectorOfCanada, #CountessOfFlanders. (at Castro Theatre)