#countessofmalta

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#WinterPool, #1959, by #RobertRauschenberg. This #Combine fad the following components, “Oil, paper,fabric, wood, metal, #Sandpaper, tape, printed paper, printed reproductions, #FragmentsOfAShirt, handkerchief, wood bellows & #FoundPaintingOnCanvas, w/#WoodLadder. “Oh, I tried to climb the #Ladder, wondering where it would take me. I sort of felt like #AliceInWonderland. Suddenly, a lot of #FineMen #DressedInBlue, appeared.” —#PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #CountessOfFlanders, #CountessOfMalta, #AListActress & #ProtectorOfCanada. (at SFMOMA San Francisco Museum of Modern Art)

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#PrincessMelitaBonaparte decided that the role that went to #MargoRobbie was a #WhiteElephant & decided to #Steal it. So the #CountessOfMalta, #CountessOfFlanders& #ProtectorOfCanada will take the part of a #FigureSkater & #BashKnees.

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#AListActress, #HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, the #MostBeautifulWomanInTheWorld, shared her #Astonishment w/her #LegionsOfFans throughout the world about how #CastingDirectors chose #CharlizeTheron for the leading role in #AtomicBlonde. "None of us understand it. The part was clearly written for me! I could easily have drawn upon my experience as #CountessOfFlanders & #CountessOfMalta..I always have to whip people into shape. And as #QueenOfJerusalem, I #KnockHeadsTogether on a routine basis. My plan is to work around the system & star in MY #Sequel, #entitled #NeutronBlonde! I will probably provide #StoliOnIce in each & every scene." "I cannot let my fans down, nor disappoint my #MostLoyalSubjects (especially in #France & #Belgium 🇧🇪). Nor will I cease my work for the good people of #Greece 🇬🇷, meaning I'll put all money made for this & give it to the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. This time, I shall employ #iAi & all other forms of #ArtificialIntelligence to prove that #GoodAlwaysWins! My roles are always played to perfection & #ArtisticTriumph . I invite #Intel to join me." Thus, the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine, has spoken. #ShareAMC (at Eureka Restaurant-Lounge)

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#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #CountessOfMalta & #CountessOfFlanders has shrieked to the police 👮🏽 about her stolen #1930FordRoadster. "To make matters worse for me, they had the nerve to illegally park it, then traipsed off to #TwinPeaks to drink & drive My 🚗! My car, mind you!" This, it goes w/o saying is another #truefact👌 & it was the intention of the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine, to drive all the way to New York City, put the #Ford, on a #ferry, & drive from #Calais to #TatoiPalace in #Athens to start a revolution which would cause the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy! "Well, tomorrow is another day," sighed the Princess 👸🏽! (at Twin Peaks Tavern)