#princessoftheimperialline

[thomasoutt]

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #AListActress, #ProtectorOfCanada, #CountessOfMalta, #CountessOfFlanders, & #QueenOfJerusalem has given #WorstIceCreamInTheWorldAward for #TheCastroFountain “The #Millennials must have been #BornWithoutTasteBud, #RaisedWithoutManners & never met the #DairyQueen,” huffed the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine. “Only in a #WorldWithoutRoyalty, would such #SaltyColdGlopp pass for #IceCream. The #WP in front of my #ImperialPresence insisted upon #SamplesOfFiveFlavours. It was enough to call the #MissMannersEmergencyNumber! It was just cold, no taste, not much texture. The #OnePercent can’t even get ice cream 🍦 right!” (at The Castro Fountain)

[thomasoutt]

#PrincessMelitaBonaparte & the #InfantOfPrague made a #decision to replace #ZacEfron & #AlexandraDaddario in the #Film #Baywatch in order to become friends w/#DwayneJohnson. "We became #Stalkers just to work w/him," the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine announced. "I asked for #Intersession & ended up #MakingWaves. #DevotedLifeguards all #WalkOnWater in this film #May2017. The #CountessOfFlanders will save your life! #ShareAMC (at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts)