Aug 7, 2022
Borrowers attempting parkour around the human’s home while they’re away, just knocking stuff over and breaking shiz
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Borrowers attempting parkour around the human’s home while they’re away, just knocking stuff over and breaking shiz
Borrower teams needing to communicate through an array of hand signs/signals, and only 1/2 to 3/5 of them are swears or insults 👍🏼
Just tiny stuff
-snuggling into your friend’s hand(s), tracing their fingerprint ridges w your finger and very likely giving lorge friend goosebumps
-braiding ALL the flowers into large friend’s hair, getting tangled up of their hair is curly
-just chilling on their chest, gentle breathing almost a fluid motion, the dull beat of their heart under you, using their hand as a blanket/sleeping bag ;-;
-after adventuring in the woods/garden helping big friend remove all those fine little thorns n spikes that are too small for friend to get themself
While dryer lint is very flammable, borrowers only use it if they have to. Gotta cover their face so they don’t get the fine dust in their eyes or inhale it. Burn from an upwind position and at a distance, it burns quickly. Chemicals from laundry detergents as well as hair and pet fur all produce horrid smoke fumes, face should remain covered.
Tiny scientist caught by a giant scientist
Eventually they notice/recognize they’re both attempting to study each other, a similar bond that helps establish a friendship
Imagine being able to use a Beanie Baby plush as a beanbag chair 👀
Older borrower studying/trying to decipher text messages or online speak like
“The fuck does “noish” mean??”
A borrower who slips and falls into a fish tank and can’t get out bc anything they can reach is too slick w algae ;-;
Maybe there’s a mess of floating plants for them to stay afloat in, or plant they get tangled up in
The fish aren’t big enough to harm the borrower but it still a very new experience for the to say the least 😭😭
Human discovers the fish are all swarming around what turns out to be the borrower, helps them out of the aquarium
If the aquarium wasn’t heated the borrower might be chilled, especially from AC/fans
Swimming would likely tire the borrower out more than expected if the borrower doesn’t swim often at all
Adding little stairs to the aquarium in case of future mishaps 😭