The Drax Pack!
I just want you all to know that this popped into my head a few months ago and now lives rent free in my brain. Maybe I’ll get to drawing it one day? That’s a Future Handle’s issue.
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Unseen Narrator: Introducing the a special devision of the Leo Has A Bad Time Club, our lucky members who report to our favorite Great Baron: The Drax Pack
[Captioned: artist - Fanfic/au - name]
3drotmnt’s - to be named AU - Kronos *solutes*
Sonicthehedgehoglover2’s - Draxum’s Twins AU - “Leonardo” *solutes with Arrogance*
shanzehpoo’s - Separated AU - Leonidas Draxum *solutes with more Arrogance*
simplyfornardo’s - Leozula AU - Prince Leozula of the Fire Nation *solutes with Arrogance Levels maxed out and fire. Lots, and lots of fire.*
eternalglitch’s - Like Father Like Son - Green *solutes, resplendent in new shiny armor and Anxiety and Depression stats capped yet still rising*
tmngoose’s - Battle of the Big Tops - Leonardo *solutes by throwing a pie in his face*
The five Kappa-lleros all look at the literal clown at the end of the line.
BotBT Leo slowly raises bikehorn and gives it a single, solemn honk.
Leozula: “Alright. Who was in charge of security and why did they let this joke slip through?”
BotBT Leo, wiping face free of pie residue: “Hey! I’m edgey! Have you SEEN how many swords I can juggle? They’ve got, like, a ton of edges, broham.”
- Flashback to BotBT Leo trying to juggle exactly one ton of swords, the operative word being ‘trying’. -
“HEY DAD! WATCH ME WATCH ME ARN’T I THE COOLEST?!”
BotBT Draxum, not paying attention: “That reminds me, I still have to talk to Rupert about his new knife throwing act.”
- Cut back to the present. -
BotBT Leo: “Haha, so many edges...”
Separated Leo: “Oh! I’d know that distant, longing-for-approval gaze anywhere! He’s one of us.”
Draxum’s Twin Leo: “Is he though?”
Leozula: “No one answered my question. Who is responsible? Who??”
Kronos: “Let’s look at his application form.” They rifle through a handful of papers.
Draxum’s Twin Leo: “Where did they get those?”
Green picks out a picture of Blind!Leo and ATLA Leo, comparing them to the turtle they’re appraising now. They all have identical naive smirks. All present share a knowing nod and Green slips BotBT Leo’s papers into the Must Protect Baby file, right next to his own.
BotBT Leo: “Speaking of jokes, who wants to hear my six-hour stand up comedy act? Hah! Trick question, you’re gonna hear it anyway. So, this guy walks into a bar and he sees a horse behind the counter-”
Unseen Narrator: And so it was that BotBT Leo was never seen again.
Everyone looks up in confusion, ala the muppets on The Muppets Show whenever they hear the Announcer.
BotBT Leo: “Wait, what?”
Freeze frame on him looking up with an out-of-focus Leozula closing in on him in a fiery comet.
*laugh-track plays*