The Rani: Oh, you want birds? I'll give you birds. *proceeds to turn 7 members of a family into birds and manifests birds at every possible opportunity, including in the form of giant dinosaur skeletons walking around in broad daylight*
Mea culpa: these are fan facts, not canon. See reblog for more info.
For the record, here is the tweet thread featuring the fifty facts about Hei Xiazi released prior to Reboot, featuring his backstory with Xiaoge. From Twitter user @angela_tiwi:
“46. Hei Ye is actually the second person closest to the ultimate after Zhang Qiling, but he never said it.
47. If Hei Ye wants, he can disa
(The one where Xiaoge forgot about Hei Xiazi’s eyes.)
There’s also this one that says Hei Xiazi considered getting a unicorn tattoo like Xiaoge’s, and while I recognize that this is likely just qilin being translated as unicorn, I instead choose to believe that Hei Xiazi was contemplating a tattoo more along these lines:
And, really, who’s to say he didn’t go through with it? No, not on his chest like Xiaoge’s qilin, but maybe…a tramp stamp? On one buttock? No one may ever know. (Except Xiao Hua, who definitely knows.)
Confession: When Dorian and Adaar (and probably whoever else romances Dorian, I dunno) go on a romantic walk. Are they strolling around Skyhold, arms linked together, hands held, strategic Mother Giselle stop bys, flower picking, and smoopy eyes? Or is it code for fucking in a room with a closed door?
Confession: I just had a dream where Kaidan was my boyfriend and he cared for me when I was sick and injured and stayed with me and I’d look for him when he wasn’t with me. So now all I want is for Kaidan to actually be my boyfriend and to have him sit on me, whether it’s my face or my dick.
