Three Houses is more Grad School Emulator than turn based strategy game, you've never taught a class before and they sort of throw you in with minimal preparation, people the same age as you call you professor and you're like ????, everyone is seconds away from a mental breakdown, someone is going to start throwing hands, what the fuck is a lesson plan????, random weird competitions, the lost and found box is full of weird loot, and from what spoilers I've seen so far it looks like you disappear into a black hole for five years and then fuck up your hair which tracks with all my friends who finish their dissertation.




















