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ALASTOR IS HAZBIN HOTEL’S MOST POPULAR BOTTOM
LUCIFER IS HAZBIN HOTEL’S MOST POPULAR TOP (VOX IS THE RUNNER UP)

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GUUUUYYYYSSS
ALASTOR IS HAZBIN HOTEL’S MOST POPULAR BOTTOM
LUCIFER IS HAZBIN HOTEL’S MOST POPULAR TOP (VOX IS THE RUNNER UP)
Look guys I love top Alastor, he has the potential to be super teasy (and I see him 100% as a soft service dom) but there's just something about a man who thinks he's the best thing since cornbread groveling on the ground and becoming a whining puddle. Yknow?
Doodle !【Bottom Alastor】! Lucifer x Alastor
I have no problem with al being a bottom, I just have a hard time with bottom king lucifer as a top. May I have examples to try and see your side?
Exhibit A:
Dat smirk.
Exhibit B:
Soft Top Lucifer
Exhibit C:
Demon Top Lucifer
Exhibit C:
That sexy shoulder bop
Exhibit D:
Look at this guy.
Exhibit E:
Obvious one.
Exhibit F:
I just wanted to post this one cuz I like his smirky little face.
LOL no, seriously though, there's no specific way a character has to act or behave to be deemed a top, bottom or switch. It's a preferred sexual position that isn't dependent on outside factors, it's just what a person enjoys, and what the reader/viewer wants that character to be. That's essentially what it is. It's not based on logic, it's based on what position the fan prefers for them to be in.
Lucifer could do his sexy little shoulder bop and still be a bottom. He can give the most suave, seductive smirk and still be a bottom. It's different for everyone.
But as for why I like top!Lucifer, here are a few reasons:
A) I really like it when shorties top. So often, in almost all fandoms I've been in, the default for a popular ship is the shorter one bottoming and the taller one topping. As a shortie myself, I just...ugh, I get so tired of it. Especially since the bottom is typically softened, UwU-ified, and turned into this delicate little flower. Bringing personal feelings into this, I've been very short and very thin all my life. I've literally been described as "delicate" before, and as someone who enjoys sports, running around, and is just a loud, rough and tumble person by nature, I absolutely hate it. It's given me a lot of mental and emotional issues, and a lot of the treatment and comments I've gotten has made me feel belittled, vulnerable, and weak. So, while being a bottom doesn't mean you're any of those things, short characters have been treated like that for a majority of the fandoms I've been in, no matter what their personality, stature, behaviors, or attitude was, and seeing it brings out of love of dark and negative feelings that I'd rather not re-live when I'm trying to enjoy myself in fandom. (Which is another reason why I dislike so much bottom!Lucifer because he's so often softened down and turned into this naive, dare I say, helpless little lamb. The moment Alastor overpowers him or easily manipulates him into a deal, I am outta there.)
B) Lucifer has that top energy. Can't explain it. He just does. To be clear, I don't see him exclusively as a top. He's a switch. But I do headcanon Alastor as exclusively a bottom, so in any radioapple relationship I write or draw, Lucifer will top.
and C) the most important reason: I like seeing Alastor get railed.
Alastor bottoms in all the ships I have for him and Lucifer is no exception. Besides, I find a lot of versatility and potential in Lucifer being with/fucking a sinner, especially considering his distaste of them. Makes for a good hate-fucking scenario, or a very emotional and in-depth character deep dive of him coming to terms with his own bias and internalized hatred of them and finding love and companionship in one of the very people he despised. That's some delicious mental turmoil and the perfect opportunity for character development.
(LOL there's a lot of talk of Alastor not bottoming because of his ego, and yet nobody considers that maybe Lucifer wouldn't bottom for Alastor because he's a sinner. He is the embodiment of pride after all. So, combining that with his disdain for sinners, would he really "stoop" so low as to let one of them fuck him? Food for thought).
But seriously though, when it comes down to it, I just like Alastor bottoming and Lucifer topping. Yes, bottom!Lucifer and top!Alastor has been soured for me due to popular fandom depictions of it, but even before those were popular, I simply preferred Alastor bottoming. I enjoy it more, not just for his character, but just...because. I just do.
Thing is, I don't think there has to be a list of reasons for why you prefer a character topping, bottoming, or switching. People are allowed to do whatever they want with these characters. It's fandom. This is a playground. We don't have to have a reason, we're just here to have fun.
If you can't see Lucifer as a top, Anon, that is a-okay 👍👍Thanks for asking for a different perspective though, it's always awesome when a person seeks to understand someone else's point of view. I don't know how well of a different perspective I offered, though. I have a hard time answering questions like these bcuz they just don't make a lot of sense to me. It's hard to say why I like something when I just...do. I just vibe with it.
To boil it all down, my examples/answers are all based on what I like and how I feel. I like bottom!Alastor cuz I enjoy it. I like top!Lucifer because I love seeing Alastor get railed - especially by a big, powerful demon king. Very yummy.
Also, LOL, considering Alastor is exclusively a bottom to me, anyone I do ship him with will automatically be the top, regardless of who they are XD So I guess that's an important factor to consider too 😂
I don't know how well I did with answering this, but I do want you to get the perspective you were looking for, so! My fellow bottom!Alastor truthers who are reading this, drop why you like bottom!Alastor in the comments below for our lovely Anon!
I'm curious about what you guys have to say too.
Hello there! I want to gift this offer to the bottom Alastor god above. (you)
May we all follow you and worship you for your amazing gift to this world that is called bottom Alastor content.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56124580/chapters/142562617
The offer I shall give to you is a smutty radiostatic fic.
Containing: Vox owning Alastor's soul, obsessive Alastor and Vox, dubious consent, an amazing world set up for this little au and lots of smut. If i'm correct (its been a while since I read this fic) it has power bottom Alastor, but if it is top Alastor it certainly doesn't feel like top I can assure. More a dominant bottom.
And as the god of bottom Alastor is there food left up there in heaven? (hell)
We shall end this prayer with a thank you for your service for bottom Alastor. Amen.
I'm answering at once. Sorry for taking so long to get around to it. But that's only given me more time to gather fics for ya'll.
Being referred to as the bottom Alastor god is such high praise considering I haven't posted a single bottom!Alastor fic (yet). T.T Thank you for the delicious offering! I think I actually started reading the fic recced! I'm excited to pick it up again!
Here's some bottom Al fics! I'll mark which pairings they are for those looking for a specific ship! (KEEP IN MIND: I enjoy reading dark content, so a lot of my recs might be Dead Dove. I will also mark which ones those are for those who prefer lighter fics).
A lot of these first ones are AppleRadio cuz I joined the AppleRadio server and have found so many good fics through it. There will be more StaticRadio as we go.
Cool to the Touch by StripestheBoar (AppleRadio - Omegaverse)
Super recent fic posted just a few days ago and there's only 1 chapter so far, but I'm a sucker for Alastor hiding his omega-status and it being found out. Super excited for the next chapter!
Smoothing Things Over by StripestheBoar (AppleRadio - Dead Dove)
Alastor is in a relationship with Lucifer and things are great, up until Lucifer finds out about the deal Alastor made with Lucifer. Definitely read the tags. The Alastor whump is real.
Say It Like You Mean It by issu (Issushaim) (StaticRadio - Check Tags)
Vox finally has Alastor in every way he wants, until he realizes this isn't what he wanted at all. Fantastic. Loved it. Made me feel so many things.
Cursed by the Unholy Spirit by Anonymous (AppleRadio - Dead Dove)
Alastor keeps having strange dreams and his shadow is acting sketchy. The ending gave me chills. I felt as on edge as Alastor.
Not Yours, But Not Mine by TheValravn (AppleRadio)
Love the characterization of Lucifer here. He's got that dark undertone that I've been craving in fics. Fantastic. Love it.
Through the Broken Mirror by Anonymous - as well as its sequel Poisoned Apple (AppleRadio)
If any of you have been wanting a dark!Lucifer fic, these are the fics for you. Oh my god, I can't wait for it to update. It's been scratching that dark!Lucifer itch so well.
Favors for Favors by The OwOSheep (AppleRadio)
Another fantastic dark!Lucifer fic. This was actually rewritten before the season 1 dropped and hhhhhh its so good. Love the pre-show Lucifer characterization.
Wrong Recipient by Anonymous (AppleRadio)
Lucifer and Alastor get whammied with an aphrodisiac. Nuff said.
Witching Hour by bakunawa_moon (AppleRadio)
Alastor and Lucifer meet up in the kitchen late at night, shenanigans ensue.
Loves Godawful Lawlessness by dddaikon (StaticRadio)
These two are so complicated. Both of them. They drive me insane and I love it.
Singing That Twisted Praised by MothballMilkshakes (AppleRadio)
Alastor with a praise kink. This is exactly how I imagine Alastor's praise kink would be. It's so good.
Sturdy Railing by ohdeercoffee (StaticRadio)
Alastor's in heat. Unaware of this, Vox traps in him in a cage. I think you know where this is going.
Hot Blooded by titantic_trash (AppleRadio)
Lucifer (consensually) hypnotizes Alastor into having a mating cycle.
It Was An Itsy Bitsy, Tweeny Weeny... by Princeliest (StaticRadio)
Fem!RadioStatic. Vox gets Alastor to wear a bikini >:3
Do We Have A Deal, Then? by sunnybriefs (StaticRadio)
Definitely check the tags on this one but oh my god O.O I'm obsessed with the characterization and backstory of these two, this fic has me hooked, and I rush to read it whenever it updates.
Harlem Sunset by Kyprish_Prophetess (StaticRadio)
I don't actually think this has smut in it, but its one of my favorite StaticRadio fics and I will always recommend it.
Losing Control by lelepandewritium (RadioHusk)
Sneaking a RadioHusk in here because this ship also intrigues me.
The Art of Overcompensation by Princeliest (StaticRadio - Omegaverse)
Another one of my favorite StaticRadio fics
Jerk My Leash by MixkaRules18 (StaticRadio)
If Alastor were into pet play, this is how I imagine it'd be. Loved reading it.
I Want Your Violence, Your Silent Sedation by spoondrifts (StaticRadio)
This doesn't have smut, but ohhhhh my god it's so chilling.
Rose In My Hand by Binturong Rose (StaticRadio)
Aftercare and gentle sex T.T My weakness
Keep Running For The Sink by Binturong Rose (StaticRadio)
First times <3 <3 I'm so grateful to the Hellaverse NSFW Week.
Don't Touch That Dial by Sparkling Ganymede (StaticRadio)
Another one of my favorite StaticRadio fics. Divorced StaticRadio is so funt o read.
A Bad Deal by Green_Ghostwriter (StaticRadio)
The owner of Alastor's soul gets furious with him and transfers ownership of him to Vox in punishment.
The Contract by Turkaholic (StaticRadio)
Alastor and Vox need to get along. They draw up a contract (¬‿¬)
Software Update by StripestheBoar (StaticRadio - Dead Dove)
Vox giving Alastor's brain a reboot.
This list is getting super long so I'll stop it here for now (~˘▾˘)~ enjoy the fic!!
Announcing the first official AppleRadio discord server!
A server dedicated specifically to AppleRadio (top!Lucifer/bottom!Alastor), created/modded by @durch-hali, @miyootnoot and I.
This server is 18+ so minor DNI.
Below is a link to the server. We will be posting an open invitation link for the next three days, each link will last 24 hours, so if you want to join, now's the time!
Check out the appleradio 🍎🦌 hotel community on Discord - hang out with 51 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
Read the rules carefully and let's keep this a fun and positive space! Hope to see you guys there!
About the whole "Alastor is always top because his ego wouldn't let him be a bottom" aside from the fact that Luci has even bigger ego... but to have the King of Hell being all horny because of you and doing all in his power to make you feel good while you just lying there and do nothing?
I'm projecting but I personally would have the biggest ego boost ever lol
YOU'RE NOT WRONG ANON.
YOU'RE NOT WRONG.
If we're basing Alastor's willingness to bottom on ego, well then, looks like he just became a bottom boy.
LOL but seriously??? Lucifer, the King of Hell??? Doing everything in his power to please Alastor??? To make him feel good???? To pleasure him??? Willing to do whatever Alastor wants??? Without Alastor having to do much in return???
Tell me that wouldn't be the biggest fucking ego boost for him, I dare you. I dare you.
You know, even if Alastor isn't all that into sex in this scenario, I can see him having sex with Lucifer just for the high of seeing him in that state, all horny and breathless and doing whatever he can to please Alastor. Especially if this Lucifer loves pleasuring and doting on his partners in bed, which he always does in my brain, so he's all the more willing to do what Alastor wants.
Alastor's ego has reached astonishing new heights.
You have no idea how your post about top!Lucifer and bottom!Alastor made me happy! I agree 150% with it 😂 and I feel the same, I don't hate bottom!Luci but there are too many posts like this and too many "weak" Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al. I wish to see Al having a phase "I am both scared AND horny WTF" after seeing Lucifer in all his power and wrath then have thoughts like "my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!" after getting railed! 😆
Exactly! I'm not hating on anyone who likes bottom!Lucifer. To each their own. I just want more bottom!Alastor on my dash 🥲
"Weak Lucifer with powerful/manipulator Al" is my worst enemy actually.
I see Alastor as having the biggest power kink. He's attracted to that shit. Let him be the definition of "Now I'm both scared AND horny." Though I don't think he'd ever admit to being scared LMAO.
""my main sin is Pride but this monster might turn it into Lust at this rate!"" PFFFFFFFT I love that so much 🤣