#bottom!batman

[devanainjl]

Cute Bottom <3

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Holi,um,my english is not good(not at all)since it is not even a native language,but I would like to ask you something despite the little time that I follow you.Since when do you like Batjokes? and Why do you see Batman as the bottom? I'm not judging you, I also like a passive Batman.

Hello! 😘

Excuse me for the probably late answer, but I don’t get notifications when a ask is sent! I’m not a native english speaker too, I’m italian in fact, so don’t worry! By the way, your english language is good for me 😊 Nice questions! First of all, I started to love JokerxBatman since as my love for Batman’s universe has born.  For love of clarification, I want to say that I only see their relationship as one-sided. So in my concept of them Joker is pining for Batman, but the feeling of lust/love/obsession is not reciprocated. Sure, for me Bruce knows that they have a particular and strong “bond”, but he is very conflictual with it.  No hate for who ship them in love for each other or with a bottom!Joker, I respect everybody’s tastes, I just really can’t see it in another way, that’s all 👐 The things I write are just about my point of view and opinion! A friend of mine, six years ago or so, gave me “Batman: Arkham Asylum” game as gift on “Steam” platform. I always been intrigued by him because of the concept of a dark hero without superpowers and, as the very first cutscene of Batman under the rain appeared, I felt in love with him at first sight, ahah!  😍 In the game Joker immediatly start to speak to Bruce and stuffs and because of the way he talked and looked at him, I thought “Wow, he looks like he is a little bit... attracted by the Batman”. Because of the game I started to read Batman’s comics, a lot of them and of course that concept became clear and canon. Joker is really in love/obsessed with him, even if in a really twisted and sick way of his.  I’m always had been HUGE fan of unhealthy and hard-kind-of relationships, so it become one of my passions 😁 Speaking of bottom!Batman, there’s some points about him that makes me see at him as a bottom. Despite the fact that “Batman is bigger and stronger makes him a top while Joker is small and thinner” is totally medieval, stereotyped and reductive to me and so I don’t make judgments on such ephemeral things, Batman is a very strong person, determinated, clever and brave. BUT there’s a lot of fragility in him and behind the mask of a full-grown and mature man there’s a child raised too fast and with a lot of traumas not processed inside of his mind. Although I don't like the idea of him having girlfriends (because I think he is too depressed and emotionally unstable to entertain a relationship), he is always attracted by strong women: Selina Kyle, Vicky Vale, Talia Al Ghul, Diana Prince etc, that always have on him a dominant take. Speaking of the Joker, I always think about this scene from “Batman: The Dark Detective” (Issue #5)  that, to me, describe perfectly the Joker and my vision on him:

Joker is very, very thirsty for control and power. When it comes to Bruce, he shows a masochist side, because he loves him even for his power.

But he want to have that for himself, drink it and make it and him his.

He is fascined because he see another person like him, the same but completely different. Plus, he usually act in a very dominant way towards him, for example in the famous scene in “ Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth” where he slaps his ass, but this is just one of the many moments in which he shows this trait of his personality.

The Joker is not a “delicate” and “effemminate” man.

He is the Devil himself, a complete psychopath with no moral compass whatsoever, cruel and sadistic. 

He don’t want Batman to love him in a tender way, but he wants to possess him.

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Again, sorry for the late answer! If you want to chat, my DM’s are open! ❤

[ozz1701]

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[thesexythighsofthebatman]

My BatJokes “What If?” Ideas #1

(Warning! Horrible english language below and mentions of violence and non-con).

One of my favourite "what if?" fanfiction ideas takes place during "Batman Year Zero - Secret City" by Scott Snyder.

Here, Red Hood, (which is the Joker, of course) doesn’t have the tragic past seen in "The Killing Joke", but this version of him is a sadistic man who is the boss of a gang that commits serious crimes ( thing that i MUCH preferred, the idea of him always being cruel even before the Ace Chemical event is amazing).

Bruce, not yet in the role of Batman, disguises himself as The Penguin and enters in the airship of Red Hoods Team to foil one of their plans but the Joker discovers that he is an impostor and tears off his mask.

So Bruce hides himself behind one of his henchmen but then he manages to escape.

... However, before he do that, there is this panel:

So.

I have always asked myself:

What if Bruce couldn't save himself?

To increase my imagination then, there are these fantastic drawings of a pixiv artist, that is じろう（jiro）( Font: https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=30167077):

I had always thought, since Joker later proves to be rather fascinated by Bruce, that he forced him to follow him in the control room with the gun pointed at his head and then he actually removed his hood, then he would have forced him to give him an sloppy with eye-contact blowjob, humiliating him by telling how much is cute and a good boy. (I've always craved to write a one-shot about it, but the idea of not knowing english language well enought to translate it into a larger fandom has always blocked me).

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Day 3: Oh my God, I finished a drawing. It was like one year from the last time... That’s a record. I’m impressed that I didn’t burned it yet. --- By the way, here a creepy clown who bond a Bat just for touch his face because is canon as fu*k that he loves that bat-face. No one asks for it but here we go :D

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Of course.