Glug glug g..g...g...g...g...gastrografin!!!!!!
Dragging out my large, but lethal loudhailer, I slowly lift it to my lips and push the button, “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Quickly switching it off as I apologetically shrug a “I’m sorry!” to my eagerly waiting fans. Both hands tightly gripping the handle, I swing the faulty piece of equipment against a nearby wall, an almighty crash shakes me to the core. One fan was scared right out of his socks…
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