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Writing with variable amounts of fucks given during a single project is fun because sometimes it’s like “their names are Ara and Norma and since those are constellations and they are visiting a kingdom that worships starlight, their names will be considered extremely beautiful” and other times it’s like “his name is Sir Reese because I want a reese’s peanut butter cup right now” and those two things happen two minutes apart

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The effects that the skin suits have on the kingdom long-term

I have a theory that, during the reign of Queen Ella Ashmore, it becomes custom to expose the back of one’s next briefly when greeting someone. Similar to how handshakes are a way of signaling that you have no weapon in hand.

Royalty also heavily influence the styles and fashions of an era…

I think updos would also become popular along with “low backed” dresses, where the rear neckline is low/the dress is made to expose the lower neck (not a backless dress, as that would be scandalous, but leaning in that direction) If we go further down this route, I can see a trend where people would purposefully leave the very top button in the back of a dress undone.

Men’s fashion would follow similarly, I assume. Hair would be kept short at the neck, maybe by having short hair in general or maybe an undercut type situation. Necklines would be similar to what I said above. I can totally imagine a tradition or trend where men will literally slice the back of their shirts to expose the spine.

Idioms such as “covering one’s neck” meaning someone is acting with ill intention. In theatre, characters put a hand on the back of their neck to indicate to the audience that they are duplicitous. In law, when someone is being taken to trial, they are led by the back of the neck.

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I’m a jester until I get tired of juggling. then, I’m a poet

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Oh my god the world is full of joy and wonder (I forgot I didn’t finish my cookie, and looked over to find an entire half a cookie for me)

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Twin jokes I make as a twin (in no particular order):

- on my birthday, I refer to it as my brothers birthday (if they know I have a twin) or my twin brother’s birthday (if they don’t know) just to see what happens

- there are no “twinsies” around me, only “tripletsies” because I already have a twin. This is often how people find out I have a twin

- in the same vein, there’s no “hey twin” it’s “hey triplet” because, again, I already have a twin

- insist that we CAN read each other’s minds actually but I’m not telling YOU (gatekeeping)

- sometimes I call him my wombmate

- when I say I have a brother, but not that he’s my twin, and people inevitably ask who is older, I’ll hem and haw on it for a bit then start my answer with “technically,”

- I did this more so when I was younger, but it’s still fun now and then, when people meet my brother and I at the same time, I ask them to guess who is older and then, while neither confirming nor denying their answer, ask them by how much. I’ve gotten up to FOUR years

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Okay guys you gotta be real with me if I post the Jason Todd Get in the Truck by HARDY songfic-let will you guys read it?

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To kick off Pride I had faggoty gay sex last night and this morning and we bumped uglies so hard that she raw dogged me RAW! I have hurt my real life genitals from fucking too hard. She bopped-it so hard I twisted it! She neutered the beast with two backs! She finger blasted it right off!

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I’m sure being trans masc with violent crime related PTSD has nothing to do with my fascination with the came back wrong trope!