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One day, we’ll all be worms. You can call me Wormy/Worms, I use They/Them/Theirs, I’m extremely friendly don’t be afraid to talk to me

[bowlofworms]

Wormy Writes Masterpost

Dearly Beloved,

All of my writing is (or should be) tagged as #wormy writes ! I have a lot of writing that’s not linked here, but is tagged if you wanna check it out!

Wanna vote on what I work on next? Take a look at my most recent poll to see if it is open!

Poll 1, Poll 2, Poll 3

Current WIPs:

BatFam

Mercy - Jason Todd

Danny Phantom x Criminal Minds (DPXCM)

Keep Your Friends Close (and Your Corpse Closer)

DC x Danny Phantom (DCXDP)

Just a Phone Call Away (Hotline, Hotline)

The Reaper of Heroes

BatFam-DCXDP

The Avenger of Heroes

The Blessing of the Phantom

It's No Metaphor

The Pennyworths [Based off my prompt found here]

Who is Danny Wayne? -- Read it on Ao3 -- Teasers: Ch 1

Nerdy Prudes Must Die -- Hatchetfield Universe by Team Starkid (NPMD)

Daily Bread

The Holy Spirit of Waylon Hall -- Read it on Ao3

Nerdy Prudes Must Die x BuzzFeed Unsolved (NPMDXBU)

BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Holy Spirit of Waylon Hall

Smosh

Actively as Bad as Physically Possible

Supergirl

One Question a Week (Because My DEO Assigned Therapist is Making Me) -- Read it on Ao3

Supergirl x Criminal Minds (SGXCM)

Untitled "Crossover 1"

Wednesday (Netflix)

The Wrong Impression -- Read it on Ao3

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[ozempicofficial]

[thisishowyoumakemovies]

That comment is spot on AND sciatica stretches are legit. The best treatment for sciatica is get stretchy.

Signed: Willem Defoe fan with sciatica

[wethekeegsta]

For anyone who doesn’t know, Sciatica is pain due to compression of the sciatic nerve, which runs from your buttocks down the back of your leg. The reason this stretch is helpful is because the sciatic nerve, after leaving your spinal cord, immediately runs just underneath - and may get compressed by - the Piriformis muscle deep in your buttcheek, which helps you externally rotate your hip. (If the muscle is super tight, your toes on that side might actually point further out when you lie down compared to the toes on your other foot, jsyk).

If the above stretch ain’t compatible with you for reasons like having bitch ass knees, here are some alternative and amazing stretches for the muscle in order of easiest to hardest (but imo least to most helpful) to perform:

However, just keep in mind that none of these stretches will help you if you have a herniated disc, which compresses the nerve roots that protrude from the spine itself! For that you’ll for sure need some different medical intervention.

Have fun!

[electricswamp]

[orpheusilver]

man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

[calysto1395]

i need a full version of this pls

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Sis voice tho!

[hollowedskin]

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

[lullychi]

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[bowlofworms]

Okay guys you gotta be real with me if I post the Jason Todd Get in the Truck by HARDY songfic-let will you guys read it?

[bowlofworms]

I got a follow up to it brewing in my brain with a potential criminal minds crossover

[bowlofworms]

Okay guys you gotta be real with me if I post the Jason Todd Get in the Truck by HARDY songfic-let will you guys read it?

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[punctuation-completionist]

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[bowlofworms]

To kick off Pride I had faggoty gay sex last night and this morning and we bumped uglies so hard that she raw dogged me RAW! I have hurt my real life genitals from fucking too hard. She bopped-it so hard I twisted it! She neutered the beast with two backs! She finger blasted it right off!

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.