#bowmankon

[bendarius]

Darius: Ben, keep an eye on Kenji today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ben: Sure, I’d love to see Kenji get punched.

Darius: Try again.

Ben, sighing: I will stop Kenji from getting punched.

[bendarius]

Darius: While I’m gone, Kenji, you’re in charge.

Kenji: Yes!!!

Darius, whispering: Ben, you’re secretly in charge.

Ben: Obviously.

[bendarius]

Darius: Kenji, can I talk to you for a second?

Kenji: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Ben are having problems and you want me to teach you how to flirt?

Darius: What? No, stop that. I know how to flirt. I’ve read books.

[bendarius]

Darius: Hey, Kenji? Can I get some dating advice?

Kenji: Just because I’m with Brooklynn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.