#pincuskon

[bendarius]

i have a vision and you will all understand

[bendarius]

Ben: We need to get through this locked door. Kenji, give me your credit card. Kenji: Here. Ben, pocketing it: Thanks. Darius, kick down the door.

[bendarius]

Ben: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it Kenji: Just rip the bandage off. Ben: It’s Darius. Kenji: Put the bandage back on.

[bendarius]

Darius: Ben, keep an eye on Kenji today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Ben: Sure, I’d love to see Kenji get punched.

Darius: Try again.

Ben, sighing: I will stop Kenji from getting punched.

[bendarius]

Waiter: Are you two a couple?

Ben: N-

Kenji: Is there a discount?

Waiter: Twenty percent off dessert

Ben:

Kenji:

Ben & Kenji in unison: Yes. Yes we are

[bendarius]

ben and kenji have so much best friend potential like kenji w the worst ideas (hit me bro. do it.) and ben reluctant (i’m not going to do it) until either kenji antagonizes or hypes him up even more and rn. i’m just imagining kenji expecting a weak punch but he finds himself doubled over in pain a second later Because this boy has no fighting skills no tolerance at all and ben is like Bro i’m so sorry you did ask for it. they’re a sibling dynamic to me ok. no one gets it

[bendarius]

Kenji: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Ben: How?

Kenji: I need someone to take the fall.

Ben: What did you do?

Kenji: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Yaz, from the other room: Oh my god.

Kenji: ...

Yaz: OH MY GOD!

Ben: Make it a hundred.

Kenji: Deal.

[bendarius]

Darius: Are Yaz and Ben having a staring contest?

Sammy: Yaz is having a staring contest. Ben is planning his revenge against Kenji for eating his pizza and hasn’t remembered to blink in the past 5 minutes.