VER Y self indulgent plot idea. I don't know how many other people like Droog/Boxcars but I DO and that's all that matters .
Flushed DD/HB au where Slick and Droog are pale and Slick acts as Droogs wingman to try and get with Box. Slick is very bad at this. He's like "okay why don't you two go and beat some people up. Box loves beating people up." Of course Box DOES love beating random people up but his name is HEARTS for a reason so he is very romantic. He has high standards and wants to have a "perfect date" but the most romantic thing Droog is capable of doing is a handshake so he has no idea what to do and he is a mess
I don't know I just really like HB/DD











