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AANNDD I'd like tothank the the followers and loves who have been following me for fuckteen years and already know all about joe and what happens in the summer bless u I am looking at u boxy plucky levi river

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EGORSU

E: smoke? alreaaaddyyy answered this! :)G: rank yourself : this too: 6/7I: 5 turn ons1. Intelligence2. A beautiful voice and musical talent3. Kindness and chivalry because I know it isn't dead yet4. I like shaggier hair. Not ridiculous, mind you, but enough to run ones hands through should one wish.5. I am a HUGE sucker for deep blue eyes. Oh dear god. R: first kiss: already answered: my ex bf KrisS: looks matter? Already answered this in depth!U: boobs: they are too big to haul around all day hanging from a fragile clavicle, if that's what you mean. Idk 38D probs.

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Do I want any piercings?: No more, I think.

Top 5 songs: I answered this last night.

Biggest petpeeve? Stupidity - DON’T BE STUPID. Ugh. Also…bad hygiene really gets to me. It’s gross. Bathe yourselves.

Top 5 movies: (changes all the time) Les Miserables, Hobbit, HP Franchise, 25th Anniversary Phantom of the Opera, 25th Anniversary Les Miserables. This is not an original time for me.

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Once upon a time, Bakey got drunk and Plucky and Levi fucked with her so much.

Plucky: I think we should make up things about her. bakey smells funny and is mean to waiters

Levi: bakey once punched me in the face. it was awesome.

Plucky: bakey once kicked a flight attendent in the shins for giving her salted instead of plain peanuts

Levi: bakey once punted a person in the shin so hard, the bone broke

Plucky: bakey is alergic to 6 types of plastic.

Levi: bakey once drank a gallon of milk and threw up on her parents

Plucky: bakey: 6 foot twenty fucking killing for fun.

Levi: bakey often visits the YMCA and makes fun of little boyss

Plucky: bakey once fought a bear and a shark at the same time. she beat them by using her patented whirlygig maneuver.

Levi: bakey then used the bear and the sharks’ spines as toothpicks after eating their roasted flesh

Plucky: Bakey has seen the movie My Girl 604 times and laughs ‘til she cries when maculey culkin dies.

Levi: bakey once punched a baby in the face and then laughed when it started crying

Plucky :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex2hj5rLN48 this song is about and written by bakey and animated by her

Levi: bakey hates aaron tveit

Plucky: bakey once ate an entire CVS drugstore in three bites.

Levi: when the wallgreen’s near that CVS saw this, it was jealous, but bakey only looked at the wallgreens and scoffed

Plucky: bakey once taught a parrot to sing both parts of baby it’s cold outside at the same time.

Levi: bakey once taught a children’s choir to sing underwater. they all drowned.

Levi: bakey has flirted her way out of every ticket she’s ever gotten.

Plucky: bakey then brought the children back to life by telling hades “you fucking stop that you little shit before i bite off your dick”

Plucky: Bakey is the one who killed Lilly Kane.

Levi: bakey once did a ballet on top of the white house and Obama asked for her autograph. She said “No.” Beyonce then asked for her autograph, and bakey signed her breast

Levi: bakey is so drunk she thinks sober people are drunk

Plucky: bakey once fought off the apocalypes by staring vaguely into the distance for 20 minutes

Levi: azazel is afraid of bakey

Levi: bakey does not quit, she only pauses

Plucky: Sam Winchester drank Bakey’s blood to get off the demon stuff.

Levi: after that day, Sam winchester’s sexual conquests never died again

Plucky: whenever sherlock is really stumped he calls bakey and she always starts off “Listen up slut”

Levi: whenever there is going to be a rainbow, the sky asks bakey if she is in the mood to see one

Plucky: Bakey’s saliva is a powerful hallucinogen

Levi: bakey once smoked marijuana, and the marijuana got high

Plucky: bakey once told a story so dirty that the entire hardcore pornography industry collectively shuddered at the same time

Levi: bakey once got a cat to wag its tail due to happiness instead of annoyance

Levi: bakey does not get cold, the air around her only gets scared

Bakey: how about bakey is way too drunk for levi and pluckys shit

Levi: bakey is simultaneously too drunk and not drunk enough at all times of the day

Plucky: Bakey named The Doctor. When asked why she told him “it’ll be funny when they ask ‘doctor who?’”

Levi:plucky once slapped the devil, and he cried tears of joy

Plucky Bakey once pushed Stefen Moffat off a building.

Bakey: Haha..

Plucky: wait why are we on me now?

Levi: bakey taught tom hiddleston his signature ‘hehehehehe’

Bakey: Ugh… WHY ARE WE BACK ON ME

Levi: oh i’m sorry i got confused apparently

Plucky: Bakey’s the reason Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice is the way it is. He won’t say what she did but he cries whenever you ask about it.

Plucky: Bakey wrote I am the walrus.

Levi: bakey was the one that scared hitler into killing himself.

Plucky: Bakey was an original member of the Violent Femmes back when they were just called ‘the Femmes’

Levi: plucky is skrillex

Plucky: Bakey is the one who dyes both Felicia Day and Karen Gillian’s hair.

Levi: plucky wrote Les Mis

Plucky: Bakey personally pressed every vinyl album made since 1963.

Levi: bakey told lady gaga to shut up, and she did

Levi: bakey took helium away because people weren’t using it responsibly

Plucky: A cyberman was trying to convert Bakey once and she said “Oi, fuck off, mate” in a heavy austrailian accent and it left her alone.

Bakey: no i wanted to have written les mis

Plucky: Bakey killed the man who wrote les mis.

Bakey: why am i never good enough……

Plucky: Bakey is the Bad Wolf

Levi: bakey once sat next to aaron tveit, and said hello to him, and he died of happiness

Plucky: Bakey built Rose Tyler’s dimension canon with a paper clip and a cardboard box.

Levi: bakey is best friends with the face of boe

Plucky: Bakey told Shakespeare that Mercutio should die to make the play better.

Plucky: Bakey ate Marceline’s fries.

Levi: bakey wrote the song Left Behind from spring awakening, just to see us cry

Plucky: Bakey taught Mary Winchester how to make apple pie.

Levi: bakey won a drinking contest against Castiel AND legolas

Plucky: Bakey is the one who led Crowley vaguely downwards.

Plucky: Bakey tells award shows not to give anything to leo dicaprio

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Eponinederuebaker >>> bakerstbarricadebabe

because I couldn't resist

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WORK ON YOUR AIM, HAWKEYE!

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i'm tired

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Your aim is off, Robin Hood.

should i start publishing these?i think i shouldit will either be a deterrent or an encouragementand i don't really care whichbecause i love you