when it's day 1 and the period shits get you
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when it's day 1 and the period shits get you
OWW OW OWCHIESBFUCK I FUCKINGBHATE PERIODBCRAMPS OW
it's that kinda day today fellas
is that my period? no. no it's not. because if i ignore the problem then it goes away, of course. anyway here's some period stuff on erid
eridians have something similar to periods. an egg forms within their body and if it isn't laid after some period of time, their muscles contract causing cramping, this smashes and grinds up the egg so it can exit their body, this is a painful process and sharp pieces of egg shell can cause cuts and bleeding. during their "period" eridians are technically able to do stuff, but their community takes over their tasks for the time while they rest. also all eridians (who have reached a certain stage of "puberty") get "periods" there's no sexual divide
and trans!grace getting his period on mary or erid:
grace: fudge pudding, i never told stratt im trans. i don't have any period products here. what am i gonna do. oh no. rocky: check other human packs. grace: oh, i already checked ilyukhina's. turns out she's trans too. but she told stratt, of course. rocky: check yao pack grace: no rocky, yao wouldn't- rocky: check yao grace: okay pal, but i don't think we're gonna find any- CHRISTMAS EVE YAO IS TRANS TOO? rocky: rocky told grace. grace should listen rocky next time. dumbass
(i now have the headcanon that grace does not use wikipedia conventions, he refuses to say "was" for the other two crew members, even though he very well knows they are dead)
Me and my dad were talking earlier and decided we were gonna go ride (dirt bikes). I'm so fucking happy it's been so long since we've gotten to I'm excited
Then I feel it. The feeling of doon and despair, I have cramps. My period has started. OH FUCKING GOODIE OH YAY YIPPIE I'M SO HAPPY GOSH I MEAN IT COULDN'T HAVE WAITED LIKE ONE MORE DAY NO OFC NOT
WHY DID I HAVE TO HAVE MY FUCKING PERIOD HOLY SHIT OW
born to be a “just found out girls have periods” guy, forced to be a “just got my period again” guy.
Imagine if men had periods that made them bleed, and like they had to shove a tampon like thing but it was long and thin (kinda like a covid test rod) in their ureathra
I think that would be funny even tho im a trans girl