#boycel

[boycell]

Possessive yandere gf: “im looking through your phone to see if you have been talking to other girls” *grabs it out my hand*

Me: “w-wait dont!”

Possessive yandere gf: *her expression getting slowly more and more surprised* “its… its all shrimp” *swiping furiously as they go though my phone seeing image upon image of shirmp, every single window is filled with shrimp* “holy shit there is so many photos of shrimp how the fuck do you even find the time to look at this many shirmp!”

[boycell]

Why do men always cover their faces in femdom porn with like masks and shit, like where is your bravery? Your ancestors fought in wars and you can’t show your face while a woman pegs you?

[boycell]

My ass could never be an adventurer, with ooze, vampires and slime cubes,,, hgnnhhh,,, mnhh,, >~< mnhh v-vore,,, so hawt

[boycell]

Witch gf: *curses me with a obedience curse*

Me: “you know thats entirely unnecessary, i woul…”

Witch gf: “shut up. Im not doing it for sex, now go complete that project you never finished”

[boycell]

Y-your gonna be me to death with hammers mommy?,,, hawt,, >~<

[boycell]

Do you think karlach’s cum taste spicy?

[boycell]

Do yall ever look at a pretty woman or person in general and just get that gut pull to obey.

Like i see a woman that just gives off the aura of power and dominance and its like a voice in my head tells me to obey, to trust them, because their just so pretty that they must be better than me, even when im not talking to them, or seeing them in person. (Of course i never act on these impulses because i have self control)

[boycell]

Be me

Finish BG3

Decide to play divinity original sin 2

First 10 minutes i get called a slave by a dragon prince and get a boner

Play the game for 20 hours than find you can’t actually romance him

Worst game ever 0/10