Jun 8
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Shoutout to my boyfriend for comparing me to Team Magma’s Courtney once. I asked what he saw. “Smart and capable, fond of nerds, and very autistic.” (Do not be offended, we’re both autistic and rib each other sometimes)
Are you imagining yourself as a whump image of Vriska with one of her horns snapped off right now?
i am imaging tavros leaving vriska alone in the waiting room for twenty minutes and coming back with a glass of warm water
smutty prompts i’m chewing on like candy - got an idea in my head i want to write about
“let go”
“i’ve got you, sweetheart. take me with you.”
“i swear you love this tension more than me. relax.”
“open your eyes, baby.”
“look at me. stay right here with me.”
“you deserve this. tell me you deserve this.”
“tell me why.”
“do you trust me?”
“can i touch you here?”
“what about right here? do you like that too? Oh - better, huh?”
“you always know what you want. don’t get shy now.”
“now you’re shy? cute.”
“i’ll stay right here with you. as long as you need, mhmm.”
“i’d be with you here, just like this, all day long.”
“you think there’s a place i’d rather be?”
“this is fun too, my love.”
“breathe, baby. breathe through it. there you go.”
“i’m all out of gold stars… maybe a tattoo instead? right here… would look so pretty.”
“that’s misinformation, baby. there’s no rush.”
“hey, talk to me. i don’t like your secrets.”
“want me to prove it?”
“you underestimate yourself.”
“silly girl, thinking you can pretend all that confidence’s gone.”
“do it. i’m waiting.”
“did you do your homework?”
“one more time.”
“how curious are you?”
“tell me what you think i’d mind.”
“you wanna runaway again? why?”
“it’s just you and me. you’re beautiful.”
“come here. kiss me.”
“kiss me through it.”
“not until you calm down.”
“wait for me. slowly. feel the difference?”
“slow down, angel. hold my hand.”
“what do you need? tell me how to get you there.”
“i know you better than that.”
“you’re a biter now? since when?”
“i don’t care about that. who told you i’d care about that?”
“sit on my lap for a second. please?”
“what are you chasing?”
“because i’m in love with you.”
“get up. bathroom. shower. now.”
“wanting you, wanting you, wanting you…”
“sleep a little longer.”
“i don’t like that look.”
“if you’d just let me know you.”
i stg this dude will send me the most random shit like how am i supposed to respond to that
Ways to get your partner to eat healthy food:
Hold it in your hand like a treat and use command words like "sit" or "speak", then offer them the food.
Watch 'em get all excited for the treat, and smile as you feed it to them, and it's literally just a piece of fruit or veg.
My fiancé got a tooth knocked out due to some tomfoolery.
Before he gets it fixed, I obviously had to paint one of my own teeth so it looked like it was also knocked out. That way we could have a picture where we matched. Because that was the most obvious course of action. Obviously.
just them opening photocards together.