#boywhocried-badwolf

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boywhocried-badwolf replied to your post “70 cute questions: 4, 6, 21, 26,”

WAH SEH THE FOOD . and how the fuck do you work for that long srsly I bow down to you and kiss ur feet

oH MAN U HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW TIRED I CAN BE but that is the least of the worry please dont bow my bb, 

working for a full shift, I can handle that,

but rude customers OH HELL NAW WE ARE SO EXHAUSTED DONT BE FUCKIN RUDE TO WAITERS MAN

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puns are kind of treeky sometimes

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sorry but the first thing that came to my mind was "I want to DO you"

why not (x)

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boywhocried-badwolf replied to your photo “hi. I like wearing vests.”

can I be your official ootd photographer

LIKE DURH 

WHY WHALE I NOT LET YOU BE

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boywhocried-badwolf replied to your photo “cr: @dannish10 ✌️”

oh this place the one "In front of the water"

ah yes. Woodlands Waterfront

the part of Woodlands in front of the water 

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hello. my name is whale. My favourite colour is pink, just like the krill I eat. My favourite ship is noah's ark. my favourite ice cream flavour is krill, and I have a catfish named fluffy

this is by far my favourite 

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boywhocried-badwolf replied to your post “uuuUUUuuNDO MY PAIN ”

everytime u say eurovision I think giant hamster wheel

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the comeback is better than the joke itself