#brain filter

[fizzgigfurball]

Your brain filter is important and should be cherished. It is the thing that stands between you and replying to game store employees who asks you if you know anything about the new Resident Evil game with: 'Big tiddy vampire lady.'

[sinnerssaintsandcomplaints]

Adventures in sleep deprivation

Things you can expect from a sleep deprived character that is abruptly awoken after falling asleep:

1. Dilated eyes

2. Pale skin

3. Uncoordinated movements (think slurring words but that’s what your body is doing)

4. Acting drunk ie. immediately eating anything and everything, holding objects incorrectly, sending incomprehensible messages

5. Without continued rest they can begin to exhibit symptoms of illness such as being feverish, developing a headache or being dizzy, and nausea to name a few.

How do I know this? Things I personally felt today: 3-5, things my roommate mentioned about me: 1-3.

Things you may not notice as clues of sleep deprivation:

1. Always. Hungry. Your body needs energy somehow and if you aren’t recharging between the sheets you better be ready for the munchies.

2. Road hypnosis. You know that feeling when you drive and you’re just following the road or whomever is in front of you without taking in your surroundings and suddenly you’re 10 minutes from home? Yeah. It’s easier to fall into while driving at night since you can’t usually see what’s around you but during the daytime it’s much more abrasive to your brain.

3. Brain to mouth filter is gone. As a sober human most of the time, I have moments when I think I say something and nothing comes out. Sleep deprived, I think something and say it out loud. This can be dangerous depending on who is with you.

Also, your eyes will be dry as hell. I’m so ready for bed.

[sspacegodd]

Get yourself a personalized Brain Filter! Cherry-pick reality for the best bits!

Pick and choose the reality that best suits you:

◉ Prove that JFK is alive! ◉ Live in a world where no one's stupid! ◉ Experience everything with a loved one separately!

(early prototype of the Brain Filter: 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗻𝗼)

[deyseemerollindeyhatin143]

Brain Filter

I literally do not have a filter after 1am, you never know what I'm going to say.

[stuckinafictionalworld]

I think I may need to invest in a filter between by brain and mouth to stop me saying such stupid things.