#brain shutdown

[fairyfortescue]

Harry: *looking over to the Slytherin table*

Draco: *spilling his pumpkin juice while drinking*

Harry: oh my god

Harry‘s brain: shutdown activated!

Draco: *licking the juice off his lip and chin*

Harry: fuck.

Harry‘s brain: Malfoy. Juice. Lips. Red. Tongue. Mouth. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Lick.

Harry‘s brain: shutdown completed!

[andimatter]

Ah the slightest bit of pushback or confrontation, just the thing I need to mentally check out for the rest of the day. See ya space cowboy, I’ll be back at 9:00 am tomorrow. ✌️

[nvcr]

Brain just went weird. I want to do somethint like listen to music or read but it's absolutely refusing to want to do anything if that makes sense ?

[mfred]

I'm not getting out of bed today

It took Pawnee and Eagleton like what, two days and one news conference to settle their differences and come to a decision that was good for everyone?  

I want to live in that fictional universe so fucking bad right now.

[coffee-and-vroomvroom]

I'm halting all productive tasks for a few minutes because I need to fangirl over the new DoS trailer

[dailybuglesfinest]

I hate it when you try to have a philosophical conversation with someone, and their brain just completely shuts down on you

then I just feel bad for them. and am left to philosophize all by myself