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Posting my sillies because I remembered I do this for myself and not for random internet people I don't know and I like having my stuff in order

He wants to show you something

This is Bae(Ballin) Short, part of my ETT rip off. It also has a name now. They are the Favorite Four Funky Fellas, sometimes I call them the favorite funky fellas but usually the favorite four. I don't know what'll happen when they're no longer the favorites..

In the group is Depth Spelunking, Nullscape, Brainmold Cafe and Desert bus characters, so if you like any of those games then you can go see them under the cut. If not then. Here you can get a cookie and then you can continue scrolling. 🍪 for u

There is a LOT down there, and I mean a LOT. You have been warned.

I got motivated to post because of like random little blogs like rp and ask blogs or just small ones I'm general that only get like three likes, and they still post and have fun so I'm doing so too

I never believed that you should only post to get likes and followers but I didn't really see a reason to post until now

Anyways

Names

They've all had names for a while, I just hasn't shared

So Desert Bus is Bae Short, Brainmold is Plumbum Besmirch, named after Plumbism, or lead poisoning(lol). I also call him Lily sometimes because flower. There's also Alexandria Scape, or Mister Scape for Nullscape, and Mikail for Depth Spelunking. He doesn't have a last name yet and he probably won't be getting one ever

And I also named him after Mikail from Anjail heheh

I really suck at making names so

Brainmold forgot his name when he died so he says he named himself after his favorite fruit, the plum. Mikail took like chemistry science biology whatever in college and thinks he might have named himself after lead poisoning and just. Doesn't know. He won't say anything.

When people ask Bae if his name is short for anything he says "yes. It's short for.. BALLIN'!" and then they would say "you're... Ballin'." And then he pulls out a basketball

His name is not short for ballin'. And yes he is named Bae, like the weird short version of "baby" or "babe". I thought naming him that fit pretty well

Favorite stuff

Also I might just start calling them by their games, like Lily would be Brainmold instead of his actual name because. Idk.

All their like favorite games and foods n stuff

Depth Spelunking's favorite game is "Eris", he says. "She gives a good challenge." He is a speedrunner.

When bae said he needed to actually chose something he said the saw movies(??? I know nothing about this) because there's lots of puzzles

Alex liked to watch Noli's plays and shows(because like. Nullscape. Null. Noli. Right.) before he just. Stopped doing them. I don't know if he got forsaken(yes I'm a forsaken fan) or if he just decided to go invade Depth Spelunking and now lives his life with Eris. (cross ship(????? It's not really a ship since it's platonic), Nol'is)

He also doesn't have very much time to watch the retakes and parodies, since he's. He's probably beating the celestial or something

When mikail hears this he gets Nol'is flashbacks. They haunt him.

Nullscape's going to take them to see a parody sometime

Brainmolds favorite game is the singular game on his knockoff switch with only three controls. When they went to the Desert bus Bae showed him how to play Minecraft, JSAB and ping pong

I guess also xs and os(how tf do you spell that) and chess

Bae's favorite game is Minecraft and he likes comics. I don't know any comics so I can't list any

Random other stuff

This is something about Bae I haven't gotten to share and it's my favorite

He speaks in Twitch Chat.

I don't use twitch myself so I had to just search it, but his favorite things to say are things like pog poggers cap no cap

And his favorite is bussin. Because he does busses.

I made him only use old stuff so he would never ever ever say like. Sigma. Or something. And 67. He's too old for that(he's not old)

Alex always has a skinwalker(husk?? Idk) with him. He refused to go without it so he never made it to the Celestial(he sucks with dealing with the skinwalker), and in this canon, the skinwalkers don't teleport so as soon as he went to the Cafe the skinwalker was just stuck in the nullscape.

When he came back he finally didn't have a skinwalker and actually locked in. He beat the Celestial.

The skinwalker did come back eventually, though.

Depth Spelunking is a speedrunner. You could call it..... comp... spelunking...

Because like. Compsaken. Competitive forsaken. So. Competitive depth spelunking. ok.

He played uno with normal cards once(by himself) he was grinding sloth(he loves sloth for some reason)

He once was doing a modifier run with infestation(i think that's the right modifier) and there was like. Fifty drones.

He saw the salesman in the middle of the crowd, looking for his husband(drone)

Salesman drone is a platonic ship I made

Alex has a little stutter. That wasn't intentional but while writing dialogue I noticed it and now it's just canon

I almost forgot about their genders

Bae is genderqueer(he doesn't know what he is and I don't know what he is so he just gets genderqueer)

Brainmold is genderfluid. He isn't really aware of the concept of gender and he thinks it's a normal thing to change your gender every day

Nullscape and depth spelunking are cis

I haven't thought of their sexualities since I haven't needed to so they just don't have any. But they are NOT straight. There is no way a friend group like this is straight.

Oh wait

I don't know how to describe their personalities so have this instead

Beainmold loves collecting. Like, loves collecting, so much that it's problematic.

Nothing really matters in his world, so if something goes wrong it doesn't matter, things usually reset anyways.

So when he meets the other three, the only people other than Bartholomew he actually cares about, he doesn't know what to do. He puts them in dangerous situations just to get one thing, because in his mind it doesn't matter. Nothing has mattered, why would it matter now?

I actually had already written everything down but my draft didn't safe and I'm too lazy to do it again so this is all you get

Nullscape is just a normal guy who's really good at parkour I guess. He just spent to long in the Nullscape that he doesn't know much about normal life, and he learns with the other three.

Depth spelunking is also just a normal guy who happens to be immortal(for some reason). Every time he dies in the void he respawns, and everyone forgets him.

Desert bus is just a normal guy who frequents the [] Desert Bus, a double Decker bus that goes across the [] desert every week. He's well known and respected there.

How did they meet

I haven't completely figured it out yet but here's what I have so far

The Brainmold Cafe had gone to a knew world, the Desert Bus world(this is actually a thing btw), and for some reason they were in the middle of the road instead of the end of it.

The bus crashed into the cafe and the driver flew through the windshield and into the cafe(broke two windows btw idk how he's even alive rn). This man was Bae.

Idrk what happened after

It was just another day in the Nullscape. Alex had just collected all the Gifts, and was heading to the beacon. The beacon kind of looked like an elevator, for some reason. And there was a person inside.

He goes into the beacon(elevator??) and they go down. He is now stuck in a giant elevator with some guy he's never seen before.

Mikail was just doing a normal run, until the elevator doors open to a map floor he's never seen before. The elevator instantly gets ready to leave for some reason, and it says 1/2 people in the elevator instead of 1/1, since he was doing a solo run. There's some weird purple and black guy sprinting towards him and he's kind of freaked out.

I'm getting kind of tired of writing so we're done now

I don't know how they plum and bae meet mikail and alex but they do and. Friendship. Idk.

Oh wait

One more thing(it's almost the end)

They all have flaws, they aren't perfect people

Plum's thing is his collecting

Mikail has claustrophobia

He like. The elevator broke down once and then

Yes

Alex is. Idk

And Bae does gender dysphoria because I just HAD to give someone identity issues. Since he's a pretty childish person he's like. Idk he wants to "be a man" and he's like wow I am kind of a pathetic excuse of a man I'm so like. Not. Uh. Do you understand

I think that's everything important

Some extra stuff

the og image

Bae showing nullscape what he was watching. Nullscape left traumatized.

gender

ALSO DON'T MIND HOW LONG HIS NECK IS... I didn't notice until a few days ago and I don't want to fix it

Their designs

Nullscape doesn't have one and probably will never get one

This is the only thing I have of Nullscape, he's on the left

Mikail didn't want to put bffs on his bracelet he thought it was cringe

These are all on my blog

Yeah so I brought him to Ikea and he just like. Cried the whole time. Talkin' about some "infinite Ikea" or something. I dunno.

Uh, he's scared of big stores now, though. Or- or maybe just Ikea. Actually, he might've been scared of Ikea the whole time. And I just. Didn't know. I guess. I don't know.

Uh, we're probably not gonna bring him to Ikea again. I mean, we don't need anything from there anyways, we just went because, like... Uh, honestly, I don't know. We just wanted to go. Uh, except him, of course. Cus he's, like, scared of Ikea.

Wait who's scared of Ikea.. that's.. really stupid, actually.

By the way he says uh so much because that's how I talk irl and I didn't even realize people don't say uh that often until yesterday when my brother pointed it out

I actually had him say it more originally but he was just saying so much that it was weird. But that is how I talk irl so that's how he talks aprarently

Oh wait

I guess bae would be a demiboy, if I remember what that is

AND THAT'S THE END

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