○ All husks are required to wear hunger-potion-infused nail polish at all times.
○ They are also asked to carry a booklet full of food porn in case they forgot to put on said nail polish
○ Strays are given a bottle of industrial adhesive to tip their arrows with when their budget is running low
○ Strays are also taught how to use cobwebs to tip their arrows in case even the adhesive is not available.
Some weird facts about Wherethemmobsat-verse Herobrine:
This Herobrine -
Is a vegetarian
He doesn’t need to eat, so he’s just doing it for fun
what he normally eats: Apples, watermelons, potato(raw or baked), carrot, bread, cookies, mushroom stew
what he can eat, but usually wouldn’t: Pumpkin pie, cake
what he would never eat: anything else
Is shorter than Steve
Hero: 6′1″, Steve 6′2″
Has really sharp fingernails
maybe it’s more like claws at this point
It’s his secondary weapon: will give poison II + wither effect when he scratches your face
... and really sharp fangs
like a vampire (obviously he doesn’t drink blood)
Has no D
it is explained better in this post
Likes to bathe in lava
with his obsidian ducky
also likes to sing random songs while taking a bath/shower
Likes to crack bad puns
Jeb hates them; and that’s more than enough motivation to him
humans also seem to hate them so that’s a bonus
Likes to drink
also likes to get drunk
vodka is his favorite
Jeb also hates him drinking so there’s more reason to
Used to sing
Unfortunately he doesn’t do it nowadays
he’s pretty good at it tho
Does not like cold
Technically he can still survive under -273c condition but geez why would he ever do that
Doesn’t like cold biomes/snow/getting rained on/ice bath etc
Does not like using tools/weapons
for some weird reason, he thinks using tools is a humiliating thing to do
would rather use his “Brine-Magic” and whatnot
does not know how to use sword/bow
Absolutely despises human technology
same reason why he wouldn’t use tools
anything that comes from mods (minefactory, thermal expansion etc) is his priority target
Would kindly like to flip a double-bird at Jeb
because Notch isn’t there anymore (besides, Notch’s like his father so it’s kind of rude to do it no matter how douchy he thinks Notch is)
Jeb is the god who watches over humankind, and their welfare and growth is his first priority - Which directly clashes with Herobrine’s purpose of watching over nature, Mobkind and their welfare in general
Also, Jeb is the one who regularly executes *Removed Herobrine* procedure (forcefully grounds Herobrine at Nether for a week or so)
Has Thalassophobia
to be more precise, he hates the feeling of drifting alone aimlessly in vast space of darkness.... and being under the deep sea is the closest thing to his nightmare
This is because [REDACTED]. further explanation will be added when the time is right
also he doesn’t like getting wet all that much
Is a partial shapeshifter (focus on the world “partial”)
can adjust certain body features like muscle tone, hair length, chubbiness, skin tone etc (somewhat like a sims character)
can even shapeshift into exact genderbend version of himself
but won’t be able to completely change into someone else/other entity
Super lightweight
about as same as a piece of brick
one of the reason why he wouldn’t take fall damage
Super flexibility
like an acrobat
also likes to pull acrobatic stunts for fun
Is virtually an immortal
which might sound too generic given that this is a Herobrine
As long as Minecraftia exists, so does he
only way to actually kill him is to elliminate every single lifeform within Minecraftia from X: -29,999,999, Y: -29,999,999 to X: 29,999,999, Y: 29,999,999
it would be a better choice to neutralize him by putting him in a coma (which might be fairly easy when given the right chance)
some more will be added or some really dumb things will be deleted in the future
