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OOOO Broppppppyyy!!!!!

Branch: *after a long day of hard working stretches*

Me: *notices his abbs and how thick he is*

Branch: *notices and winks*

Me: *blushes and thinks* damn! he gotta to do that to me?!

Branch: *walks over to me in my direction*

Me: *notices but keeps head down trying not to show any signs of blushing*

Branch: *sits next to me* ( Hey Ik this isn't a part of this story but I just about a couple minutes ago I was busy dyeing because....Listen to this. I was busy typing on this and I got a call and my phone was flipped so I didn't know who it was, I thought it was my dad cause he went out and I got of have to phone close to me in case he needs something quick. I thought it was him, then when I Turned it over Instead of it B Dad "don't wanna say the last name cause it's ours" so Instead of that It was a bit bolky text and my vision wasn't that clear then when I looked at it more I read scam Likely I did an evil smirk and In my head I kept saying "do it! you have the chance to finally do something you've been wanting to do cause everyone does it around you and YOU know you wanna be a part of the fun" I ended up doing It. as soon as I picked it up there was nothing so I put the phone to my ear and I said "hello" ...........This is what scared me a little.......There was a deep voice that belonged to a man that said HELLLOOOO BACKKKKKKKKK😭😭😭😰. Then I did it........Quickly I said...."YOU SUCK" then I hung up🤣🤣😭😭😭😰😰😰BUT THE VOICE WAS SO DAMN DEEEEEEEEEPPPP.)

Me: *heart thumps a million times a minute*

Branch: I hop your not simping over him. *Points over to creek*

Me: Aww hell nah bro! He's disgusting!

Branch: *smiles while signing and placing his hand onto his chest* good, that's good.

A moment of silence.

Me: Yes I'm gushing over you.

Branch: OOOOOOO You gonna sing a song about how much you hate em?

Me: I have a bad voice, not sure if you wanna let me sing....

Branch: I'm sure its great!

Me aww thanks. But I'll do it for you.

Branch: *sits and waits*

Me: 8starts raping a song*

The creepo comes over....

Branch: *glares to the right of me*

Me: *notices and looks and eyes widen as he gains closer to the both of us so I then sit not wanting to be up next to em*

Creek: Oi mate! Were you...just talking about me?

Me: hm!? I'm sorry I'm death I can't hear you!!!!!

Creek: *tries to do sign language but fails*

Me and Branch: *laughs*

Me: All's I got was hand moments.....If I were you I'd take some sign Language classes ..

Creek: *glares at me*

Branch: I mean.........*laughs*

Me: Ik I can't help that I'm funnier then creek....Oh shoot sorry CREEP!!!-

Creek: *Is taken back and collects himself before walking away angrily*

Me: *smirks and laughs and looks over at branch who's face Is cherry red and laughs at that as well*

Okay guys Ik this may look like a gip but I'm not feeling well and I got a cold and I really don't feel like it and I didn't want to keep you guys waiting and concerned. Anyways. I'm not going to check it cause I just don't feel like it. Anyways Odios!!!!