#brandon timekeeper

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: I’m an expert at identifying birds.

Brandon: Ok. What are those over there

Danny: Yup, they’re all birds

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Brandon: If anyone replies to something I say again with ‘same’, ‘me’, or ‘mood’, I’m gonna commit murder.

Danny: Same.

Meena: Me.

Zavier: Mood.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Brandon: Good night

Danny: Sleep tight

Brandon: Don’t let the bedbugs crawl into your ear and whisper things that make you question yourself and all you know.

Danny:

Danny: Wtf

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: You’re clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want and you won’t even know.

Daphne, on her phone: tell me about it.

Danny: Last night, I murdered Brandon.

Daphne: Uh huh.

Danny: I’ve gotten the taste for blood. I’m a murderer. I don’t think I can stop.

Daphne: Been there, done that.

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: So, Zavier is on our side now.

Meena: What a turnaround.

Daphne: Right? It took me years to stop wanting to kill Danny.

Meena: It took me about a day and a half.

Brandon: I’m still on the fence about it, to be honest

[holmesiswherethehartis]

Danny: Do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet?

Daphne: Why?

Danny: I want to annoy Brandon Summers.

Cassie: Technically, you don’t need a trumpet to do that.

Danny:

Danny: You have opened my eyes

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Danny: You promise you didn’t get me bees again?

Brandon, from a distance: JUST OPEN IT