Got bored, so some random Branch's ships as responses to "I want a baby"
Synth: I want a baby
Techno Branch: Like for lunch?
Funk Branch: I want a baby
Lownote Jones: Give me a week
Lownote Jones: What color?
Rock Branch: I want a baby
Demo: Yes, your rockness 🫡
Country Branch: No.
Hickory: ...
Country Branch: Do not tell me you want a baby
Hickory: I WASN'T GOING TO
Country Branch: SURE YOU WEREN'T
Hickory: I WASN'T
Tresillo: I want a baby
Kpop Branch: I'm baby 🥺
Rock Branch: I want a baby
Synth: Oh, just to hang out with?
Chaz: I want a baby
Smooth Jazz Branch: Good for tax returns
Rock Branch: I want a baby
Val: Eat shit, I'm not putting a demon inside you!
Poppy: I want a baby
Rageon Branch: Would not recommend, babies are like 3/10
Dante: I want to have a baby.
Classical Branch: We already have Pennywhistle.
And as a bonus:
Bliss Marina: I want a baby
Barb: Oh my god
Barb: Steal one
I adored all of these. Keep giving me ship incorrect quotes and I will eat them up.









