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[rocksibblingsau]

Got bored, so some random Branch's ships as responses to "I want a baby"

Synth: I want a baby

Techno Branch: Like for lunch?

Funk Branch: I want a baby

Lownote Jones: Give me a week

Lownote Jones: What color?

Rock Branch: I want a baby

Demo: Yes, your rockness 🫡

Country Branch: No.

Hickory: ...

Country Branch: Do not tell me you want a baby

Hickory: I WASN'T GOING TO

Country Branch: SURE YOU WEREN'T

Hickory: I WASN'T

Tresillo: I want a baby

Kpop Branch: I'm baby 🥺

Rock Branch: I want a baby

Synth: Oh, just to hang out with?

Chaz: I want a baby

Smooth Jazz Branch: Good for tax returns

Rock Branch: I want a baby

Val: Eat shit, I'm not putting a demon inside you!

Poppy: I want a baby

Rageon Branch: Would not recommend, babies are like 3/10

Dante: I want to have a baby.

Classical Branch: We already have Pennywhistle.

And as a bonus:

Bliss Marina: I want a baby

Barb: Oh my god

Barb: Steal one

I adored all of these. Keep giving me ship incorrect quotes and I will eat them up.

[dialga64bitz]

BlissBarb doodles I did while high

[cam2d]

Finished The Dread Pageant for Warhammer Underworlds - really enjoyed painting these himbos!

[rocksibblingsau]

Its been a minute since we’ve talked about the other branches and I would like to some fun shovel talk scenarios going on in your head. Not necessarily just about branch but perhaps branch giving one? Just anything that you think would be neat or funny. Just some that scratch an itch

Rock Branch attempts to give one to Carol but she tuned all of it out and then went "What were we talking about again" and he almost killed her on the spot.

If this is a Blissbarb scenario he went to give one to Bliss but she's such a huge simp that he didn't bother, he just went "Don't hurt my sister or else".

In Techno Branch, he and Synth teamed up to give Hickory a shovel talk. Hickory promised to be nothing but a gentletroll.

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Wanna hear about my rarepair of Trollex x Billy?

Techno Branch doesn't even perceive Billy as worth the effort. Just goes up and is like "I'd give you a shovel talk but I have more valuable uses of my time. Just imagine the worst tortures you can and imagine me threatening them. Use your imagination."

Billy just went "Okay" and went about his day.

[rocksibblingsau]

so you know how sometimes people will give eachother playlists or mixtapes to their crush to show their affections? do you think techno trolls do that or have mash-ups?

if they were to theoretically actually do it what songs would the techno troll put for their partner?

bliss to barb?

synth to branch?

trollex to hickory(and/or) billy?

laguna to val?

Bliss: Cinema - Skrillex Remix

Synth: All I Ever Wanted - Basshunter

Trollex: Digital Love - Daft Punk

Laguna: All I Ask of You - Skrillex