“Did anybody else here that? Must’ve been the wind. So ANYWAY. Becca was at work, because that’s the only place she ever goes, and she was talking to someone there about us. We’ll just call the person ‘vendor’ for simplicity. So Becca tells the story of the lab and all that crazy shit, and talks extensively about Nick, his multiple near-death experiences, and how he ended up adopting Logan as his son. All the good lab stories. Vendor was super into it too.
So THEN, on top of saying his name a few times and telling his stories, Becca showed Vendor a picture of Nick and Logan. A PICTURE of them, alright? Stay with me; this is important. Vender looks at the picture, fawns over how cute and sweet it is, and then...