Day time cold & flu

This is too much pressure....

[sixmapleleafs]

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

[the-privateer]

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

1 I need more of THIS energy in my life.

2 is that a whole as sheet cake?!?

[sixmapleleafs]

This video radiates similar energy lmao

[thatsbelievable]

[torgan]

going to begin using #3 AT ONCE

[everythingfox]

“My harp session turned into a Disney movie”

(Source)

[nyabbycat]

gotta introduce the plot somehow I guess

[officialqueer]

Idk what about this is funniest

The sensor sticker?

The hashtag?

Or Lil Nas X shooting his shot in the comments?

[salattiamies]

Isn’t this the dude who got his account on twitter suspended for pretending to be the CIA and saying just because we killed MLK doesn’t mean we can’t miss him?

[officialqueer]

Yup! Jaboukie Young-White, he's a comedian who's currently a Correspondent on The Daily Show!

He also got banned on Twitter for pretending to be that gun lady who shit herself or something and then pretending to be the official Cats account and saying the movie would be updated to give them realistically accurate barbed penises.

Jaboukie is braver than any US Marine.

[caught]

This king also recently got unverified for pretending to be CNN saying Biden wasn’t actually dead he was just getting good dick 😂

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

Lil nas get on this NOW

[susiephone]

He’s also the guy that did the “which bugs are gay?” bit. He’s just a legend in so many ways.

He and Lil Nas would be the power couple of the goddamn decade.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[ladyshinga]

hey adam what the fuck

[gayjimothy]

a scientist and an icon

[starcrossedcherik]

But how can you leave out the line where our girl says “You didnt really think I was in love with you?”

Shit was iconic

[gayjimothy]

here you go:

[chiffoun-deactivated20200409]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

WHAT SHOW IS THIS???

[count-dorkula]

STAR TREK

[midnight-spectrum-again]

THANK YOU!!!

[hazel-eyed-hunter-deactivated20]

OG Star Trek delivering those mufuckin DEATH BLOWS

[8pxl]

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind

my amazing friend collabed w me on this Conzeit pls follow them, and inspired by a painting i saw on pinterest!

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[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

[sizvideos]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[seliphra]

FYI: THIS IS SUPER ILLEGAL

A landlord MAY NOT keep your deposit over ‘normal wear and tear’. They may ONLY collect on something that is YOUR FAULT. They cannot charge for carpet wearing down or needing a new coat of paint after a few years, or the furnace needing a replacement because it’s old. They can charge you for punching a hole in the wall that you never fix, or spilling paint on the carpet requiring a specialized cleaning or replacement. And they may ONLY keep what covers the repairs (If insufficient, then and only then may they keep the whole deposit, as in your deposit did not cover the damage you caused). 

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS AS A TENANT. You landlord MUST return your deposit unless it was damage you directly caused, and ONLY the amount needed to fix the damage, and not one penny more. 

[renthony]

If there is any damage to the unit when you move in, DOCUMENT IT. Take photos and make sure they’re dated.

If something breaks while you live in the unit, and you can’t fix it easily yourself, REPORT IT. Make the landlord deal with it. 

Document what the unit looks like when you move out, before the final inspection–because landlords can and will try to fake damage. Have proof of what damage was yours, if any, and what damage was not. 

Landlords will try to fuck you out of every penny you have, including in ways that are horribly illegal. Don’t let them.

[theyellowbrickroad]

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives

[theyellowbrickroad]

How dare you attack me like this on my own post. You righthanded ppl are salty as hell and can’t accept how fun, bouncy and energetic the lefties are

[galacticvii]

[rocktheholygrail]

[realquietweek-deactivated202101]

[deerg1rls-deactivated20200708]

this is pretty much all white people and the infractions that “caused them to see the logic to racism” is usually something like “a brown or black person wasn’t being especially polite to me”

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

“You’re mean you deserve racism ”

[vague-humanoid]

How does someone “without a racist bone in her body” decide an individual’s actions could possibly justify the treatment of a group?

[ghoulgaara]

That’d be the racism

[randomslasher]

OP: “I don’t have a racist bone in my body!” 

Everyone:

[pengychan]

“The one thing holding me back from justifying oppression is oppressed people being nice to me” is not the winning argument you think it is.

[1701d]

The only reaction

[nudygoon]

[o-kurwa]

[r4cs0]

Ok but like why

[weirdness-is-good]

Because he is powerful

[cipheramnesia]

After the clown war, humanity was broken, but one person rose from the ashes, taught us to fight back, taught us we could beat the clowns....