loyalty-flared-out:
“AT LEAST YOU GET WRITING! EVEN IF IT’S JUST IN WORLDBUILDING AND META POSTS! I get NONE because my mun would rather be a one-trick pony and shitpost about baby protags and rainbow waifus!”
“Oh, and you won’t BELIEVE how I get defeated in one verse - some enby named Riesen or something comes in as the deux ex machina and forms into a Xerneas-Yveltal freak hybrid and weakens me, and THEN does my own child shoot me with her stupid-ass Triquetra gunblade! And and and - I even have to share my blog with this child, but I’m not allowed to cut her head off or slowly torture her to death or even touch her at all!”
Lucinda lets out a rare uwu behind the wall, out of sight.
“Speaking of Lucinda, that kid - you get a more creative protagonist to defeat you! Mine is just Lucina from Fire Emblem with one letter changed! If you closed your eyes, nothing’s changed at all!”
oh wow, that does sound awful. for a moment, she stands there in silence, thinking to let volcana win. but then, she realizes…
“how tragic,” she says, her voice dripping sarcasm. “so your mun likes another fandom and you think that’s annoying. great! TAKE A FUCKING LOOK AT WHAT MY MUN IS DOING. she’s literally called anakin’s pokéverse ‘how much star wars can i cram into the pokémon world without it being a crossover’ verse. hell, the fact he’s even in pokéverse is a problem to begin with! like what the fuck is tian doing, throwing in her and her friend’s characters from voltron and star wars and RWBY and fandomless original fantasy worlds and nanatsu no taizai? it’s like preuzien isn’t even a german-themed region anymore. it’s more like the smash ultimate of every single fandom that tian and her friends can self-indulgently cram into one setting, except unlike smash ultimate it isn’t good. and really? i think that’s the real reason why i lost. in any decently written narrative, I SHOULDN’T BE LOSING. I ONLY FUCKING LOST BECAUSE I HAD TO DEAL WITH A CROSS-FANDOM TEAMUP OF A GUY WHO CAN THROW THE SUN, LOTOR VLD, AND RACEBENT ANAKIN SKYWALKER BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON EVERY SINGLE MUSE TIAN TOUCHES HAS TO BE ASIAN.
“and at least your mun isn’t aiming to go anywhere as a writer. as far as i’m concerned, that means she can be as annoying and self-indulgent as she likes. tian, though. she actually thinks she can make it big. she wants to be the 21st-century tolkien, for fuck’s sake! well, what the fuck do you think people are going to say IF they discover her pokémon fanregion monstrosity that stole from 5 different fandoms and basically just had german history poured on top of it because she wanted to flex her history knowledge? they won’t be saying anything good about it. AND NEITHER WILL I!”
"Well, you got one thing right. My mun is annoying as all hell. Yours puts thought into developing crossovers and AUs for characters! Does mine do that? No! She just sees a muse and goes IT SMOL NOW and shrink rays it! And yet a shrunk muse can still get the main villain to stop all of his plans just because she would cry if he-GRAAAAAAGH!"
The screaming got higher and smaller as Volcana started to shrink - first to preteen size, then to toddler size, then to prussian skitty size.... Now, she is Sylveonne's smollest muse. Still in adult form...but one inch tall. At least she could ride valiantly-ish into battle on her mighty steed, Snuggles the Prussian Skitty. Surely Renate would be thrilled.
"Now look what happened! You and me - we are powerful villains whose plots don't give us justice! We look similar because there is an abundance of blonde femme fatale faceclaims! We could have had a great story arc fighting each other, hell, it could have became a dash event! But now you could just step on me or something and it would be over! AAAARRRGH!"
Really, down there Volcana sounded more like Hatsune Miku than a serious villain.
...wait. Volcana's mun may be complete cringe, but she didn't throw herself in as a self insert. Who shot the shrink ray?!?!
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Out of sight, Sere inspected the weird bazooka thingy closer. What it does? She has no idea. But it made a pretty pink blast and made a cool bell noise! She's going to show everyone now!










