Apr 8, 2023
Whumper: "I have the best way to torture you." Starts breaking spaghetti in half.
Italian Whumpee: "YOU MONSTER."
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Whumper: "I have the best way to torture you." Starts breaking spaghetti in half.
Italian Whumpee: "YOU MONSTER."
Italians do me a favor and let me know if I have incurred the wrath of someone or thing. Here's what happened: I broke spaghetti in half. Hear me out tho, number one it was never going to be cooked so I don't know if that helps my case but more importantly, I had to break it so it would fit in my rats' mouths, it was too long otherwise and I couldn't deny them crunchy pastas. And some of them are dwarf rats so it's not even fair to ask to even try to eat it anyway, it was more then double their length, they couldn't pick it up, much less maintain a grip while eating it. So on a scale of one to ten, how big of a crime did I commit? (zero being "it is completely excused because it was for the rats", one being "it's a crime as much as picking a penny up off the ground that technically belongs to someone else is a crime" and ten being "go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200")
thank you for your time Italians of tumblr
I felt that 3000 mi away on the West Coast
not breaking pasta, but pushing it down into the boiling water with my bare hands because i crave death