☆goin' to FM Towns☆

She/Her ☯ 500-Years-Old ☯ USDA Zone 10 ☯ Level 70 Chickenmancer ☯ [email protected]

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[geigercuntter]

Indulgence thursday we up drinking from the forbidden chalice

[potatoyiart]

touhou fan service fan art

[atlitudes]

ooooOooOoOoooooOOOOOoooo…. actually….. that character….. doesn’t need to be in a romantic relationship…. to be fulfilled or happy or “well rounded”……. ooooooOoOoOo…. and neither do PEOPLE……

[halondrus]

(holding back my aggressive dog by the collar) Lolll sorry he gets like that around noobs

[targetedknowledge]

[doomdos]

[tonsimonsi]

Need some fables AESOP

[incarceratedgirl]

nobody with a tumblr in 2026 is a good person

[duhragonball]

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[lainpsx]

wish i could project this to an angry customers head to make them understand that i am a an innocent woodland fairy when they are yelling at me

[mewwon]

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[mrsterlingeverything]

You dont have tinnitus that isnt real. What you have is a connection to a higher plane of reality, the higher wavelength that those around you cannot hear. You are chosen. Now get up and dance! Shake that booty! Shake it shake it!

[dragongirlsweetie]

fantasy stories love to begin with the world's most razeable peaceful little farming village having a big grand festival

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?