#breakup lines

[periciles]

Baby are you the soviet union because I want to split 😍

[raging-willows]

You used to sangwoo me, now yoonubum me out!!

[eventide-confessions]

What they said to me, as they broke up with me

“You’re too bossy and you act like you’re my mother” “I’m not as attracted to you as I should be” “The spark is gone” “If you don’t think this is wrong, I can’t be with you”

[wanderingbandurria]

For the mini fic challenge! R/S + things you said after you kissed me!

<3

(unbeta'ed! Sorry for the mistakes!)

It starts out as a joke - they kiss, fifteen and giddy, commanded by a stupid game of truth or dare. They kiss, and their noses and teeth clash, and it's uncoordinated and embarrassing.

And when they pull away, Sirius makes a grimace, and Remus' cheeks burn.

"It's not you, it's me!" Sirius rushes then, shaking his hands in front of him. "I promise you are a great kisser, Remus! I was just -"

And they laugh it off, with Remus' cheeks still burning.

They kiss again when they are nineteen, and Sirius' face is covered in dust. Remus shakes, his hands desperately pulling at Sirius' shirt.

"I thought you were dead," Remus says, his voice a whisper after three days of screaming at Dumbledore, Moody - James. Everyone.

Sirius laughs. "Nah." He says, "I was just waiting that it was long enough after your breakup," and kisses Remus.

It's not uncoordinated this time, and their push and pull is like the tides - strong enough to kill, but sweet like summer wine.

They fit together maybe too well, with Remus' mouth opening when Sirius closes his eyes.

"I think we should see other people," Sirius says, when they part ways, and when Remus looks at him blankly, he doubles down, laughing.

It's a joke, but it's as good as a truth, because three day later, Sirius disappears.

He comes back in New Year's Eve. His face has hardened, and his eyes avoid Remus.

They kiss countless times after that, always desperate and needy, and it always comes followed by a break up line. It feels less and less like a joke, as the war closes around them.

It's over thirteen years later when Sirius gets to Remus' cottage. And when they kiss - with smiles on their faces, with both their eyes shiny with unshed tears - Sirius laughs, melodic and broken, and he says, "not this time."

Remus smiles back, and nods. "Not this time, no. I'm keeping you for as long as you let me."

[thereal1stmvp]

Its not you ... its your aesthetic.

[corniflix]

how to tell someone you hate them in an insightful way

[nestingdolll-blog]

"I would rather be on my own, than with you."

[maeveism]

My dad found your tumblr so he says I can't date you anymore :-/