The Real1st M.V.P.

[Dylan][20][Top Secret Meme Connoisseur] Lets be honest just here for the meme of it all.

[tiktokarchive]

Doctor: [singing 'Come and Get Your Love' by Redbone to oneself]: Tka tka tooh, do do do do do do, de do do do do do beow beow beow beow beow beow buh nuh, bah dah buh buh buh buh, hey!

Someone else: Hey!

Doctor: What?

[kymeira]

[bob-belcher]

[littleredbard]

[malamatter]

Is that…, josh peck…

[im-the-batmann]

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

[wiszvnheimer]

oh… she can sing

[layla-marie422]

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

[moving-accounts-yeet]

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

[gayest-of-spuds]

She was a teenager who was talked into a contract by predatory producers who made money off of her and then let her take the abuse and bullying. But she is a rare case of someone who recovered from that.

[frostbittenbucky]

I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

[lemanzanabizarra]

Cut of said interview:

Bruce Wayne: so the sea unicorns are real?!

[imacowboy3]

Honestly Bruce Wayne is THE definition of himbo,I don’t know why ya’ll keep insisting that he’s the bat.

[inprogress-predicament]

Ok, but remember when the Riddler crashed a Wayne Gala. Bruce decked the first goon to get with 10 feet of his kids.

[frostbittenbucky]

He’s just a really good parent. If you had your gang of children at a heist you too would drop anyone who approaches them

[mollyhats]

Look the baseline for Gotham himbo is different from everywhere else. You wouldn’t understand, you’re probably from Metropolis or smth.

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

As a parent, I second @frostbittenbucky That is simply instinct. I ill personally fight the joker if he threatened my kids. He may win, but he would not come out unscathed. Bruce Wayne is just a mother hen doing his best

[sugarcoated44]

I’ve seen Bruce Wayne stutter when trying to buy hot dogs from a vendor on main street outside his office, anyone who says him and the bat are the same has to be on something.

[sapphossidechick]

but the butts are the same

[locket-lyncis]

Are you seriously going on the fact that their butts are the same? That’s creepy af! Now you’re sexualising both of them >:(

[frostbittenbucky]

Thank you!!!111!1!!!! Disgusting 😤

[theshinymetalassknight7xl9]

Honestly the theory of Bruce Wayne being Batman it’s simply ridiculous, the guy is well intended trying to give jobs to people but he can’t be Batman, he doesn’t know the difference between buying a Netflix subscription or buying Netflix

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Are we honestly thinking the guy that locked his keys in his cars 4x last year, that we know of, is batman? This man cannot even remember how to spell AAA for roadside service, he definitely is NOT batman.

[interplanetary-redacted]

Are we saying that the guy who started crying when he got lost in the supermarket after they remodeled and he was separated from his youngest child is batman??? Really?? Didn’t Damian end up making an announcement to try and find his dad??

[frostbittenbucky]

He did! It’s on YouTube

Damian: “Bruce Wayne, please make your way to register 6. Bruce Wayne, this is your son. I know you’re scared but I’m here”

[kiragecko]

Do you know how many times he and his children have been kidnapped, this year alone?! You’re putting his entire family in danger with this ridiculous speculation! I know he’s insanely rich, but he’s still a person. Let him give away his money and adopt his kids in peace.

[queer-cosette]

@galahadwilder

[dipdieddreams]

I have a theory that the kids have something to do with it. Think about it. Who the hell adopts that many kids, and for what reason?

[frostbittenbucky]

Wow. Fucking WOW. Now your dragging CHILDREN into this? Fucking disgusting.

[burritos-r-neato]

You will get so kissed.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[beemojis]

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

[gothicprep]

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

[gothicprep]

Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green

like where is the green

[gothicprep]

Oh Christ

[sapropel]

This is the color your cat is

[lazygravez]

colors i eyedropped directly from op's cat

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP's cat.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[thetimebreak]

Why shitpost about him when he makes the memes himself

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mythosphere]

[chrisflemingslegs]

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

[an-ace-up-your-sleeve]

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

[firelxdykatara]

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

[cockyroaches]

[biandanxious18]

Great post everybody

[dc-and-stuff]

Favourite moment in the movie

[shutyourmoustache]

Younger siblings should be illegal.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is such eldest sibling energy that for a moment I shared a soul with this dude.

[the-silent-screamer]

Nas has been spitting nothing but facts this week

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

i think it’s time to bring this back

[seananmcguire]

Theoretically, since living things want to stay that way and being alive is the natural state of all things which can achieve it, all things that have once lived should have some innate, physical desire to do so again. Therefore, necromancy should be the easiest and most feasible form of magic.

What a good and not at all worrisome argument of course you can borrow my shovel.

[chrispineofficial]

i don’t even go here but literally how can you not love him