#breautender

[ronsenboobi]

Gadot came over the other day and I showed him a picture of your new hair and he was like: "wow hot a what baabhabhiat"

who do i call to delete this blog

[zephyrcrystallis-blog]

# (here's 100 gil)

He puts a rose in his mouth.

“Miff Lebrew,” he spits the rose out, “Miss Lebreau, why don’t you serve me something spicy.” He frowns.

“B-But not really...”

[ravager-estheim]

liberatorxvalkyrie is looking for some hope;

inxparadisum is looking for some hope;

breautender is looking for some hope;

lightningofdeath is looking for some hope;

As any good hyperbole might suggest, the fact that Hope was starving was an overstatement.  He was, however, hungry to the point of feeling ill, and when he found himself at his favorite fast food place without any gil on him, he sagged visibly, the woman behind the counter looking rather unimpressed.

"I--um, I don't have any money with me," he said sheepishly, "I guess just... cancel the order so they can order." Hope gestured to the person who was standing behind him and went to step out of line, knowing it was probably too much to have hope that someone would have a little mercy on a starving, broke fourteen year old.

Maybe he could find Snow and bum some money off of him before he passed out from hunger.

[bartzchocoboenthusiast-blog]

"Heya kiddo, a package came for you. Drop by my Poffin Shop sometime today to pick it up, alright?"

"A package?" He tilts his head a bit, although Lebreau couldn’t see it. “Alright, I’ll wait for Boko to wake up and fly right over…"

Why would someone send a package to him at the Poffin shop? He ran a hand through his hair, glancing around absently in thought. Taking a look at his bedside clock, he did happen to see that the date was above the time…

And then froze. He had completely forgotten—

"Is this some kinda trick?" He asked suspiciously into the receiver.

[roseuscrystallum-archive]

breautender replied to your post: ooc; By the way, with my return being certain, I’m...

[ * V * Welcome back!! ]

ooc; I thank ye uvu♥

[sanctumcowboy]

An Overdue Visit

It was tougher than expected to drive a truck over mountains with no road, Rygdea thought, aggravated.

Still, the long trek was over, and he finally pulled through the teenage security personnel who were better dressed for a sunset beach party than for serious military work. NORA had grown large since the relocation of Bodhum residents, the general reflected. Music blaring, Rygdea sped onto the beach, slamming on the drakes and throwing the truck's wheel hard to drift to a stop, spraying sand in every direction and honking wildly to clear the way. Without turning off the music, he opened the cab door and stood on the beach, leaning on the truck. "Miss NORA!" he called out toward the beachside cafe swarming with patrons, many of whom were coming outside to take a look at the visitor. "Got a surprise for you!"

It felt like it had been forever since he last found himself in New Bodhum, though he had only been away for the winter. Summer again brought droves of tourists from around both Cocoon and Gran Pulse, flocking for the sun and waves and the cafe whose fame was spreading like wildfire, no doubt on the Cavalry's words. He had been gone for too long on patrol, but after meeting with Bartz, he decided to make an entrance with a present that was hidden under a heavy canvas in the bed of the truck.

Rygdea always loved to make an entrance.

[strifexcloud]

I'm not the house wife

[12:59:28 PM] leBRO: /just imagines Cloud with a super cute duster and hanging up pictures of all their chocobo children on the wall

[12:59:40 PM] leBRO: HAHA

[1:00:08 PM] oaKENNIEshield [Cloud]: PPFPFPFFPfajdhfak

[bartzchocoboenthusiast-blog]

BOOTY! *slaps ass with a banana* send this to next 10 people on your dash! [accidentally slips on a banana peel and sends without hitting anonymously]