Obi-Wan and Padme finding out they’re both pregnant at someone else’s baby shower with one of those ‘everyone gotta take a pregnancy test now lol weeeee what fun’ bullshit games the heterosexuals do and instead of being vaguely amused and hanging out with Bail and Mon like they were before they both get called out for staring out into space like idiots only for both them to admit theirs came up positive (yes, everyone stares real funny at Obi-Wan except the people he came with till he quietly mutters that it’s a Stewjoni thing) and someone is like ‘okay, so. We know who’s Padme’s is… so… Obi-Wan?’ And then in the next moment Obi-Wan guiltily looks over at Bail… who sits up all excited like ‘omfg really???? Breha is gonna be so excited!’ And let’s just say no one expected a Senator getting a Jedi pregnant to be something they were immediately willing to tell people but Padme’s all ‘hmmm. I’m gonna go text Anakin’ and promptly tells him Obi-Wan is pregnant… because the gossip was so good she legit forgot to mention her own buns in the oven and now he’s gonna get a second, slightly worser shock, and tbh??? Lovely idea brain, thanks.
