#bailobi

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

you know they're saying Bail Organa is fucking the nanny. (the nanny is obi wan)

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: Guess what, I got a SPS5 (SpacePS5).

Obi-Wan: You mean, Padme got you a SPS5 (Space PS5).

Anakin: No, I paid her back for it.

Obi-Wan: How? We never have credits- oh, are you running card scams like the clones do? Cody’s been trying to tell me how they pick their marks to grab cards off of, but honestly? I just go to Satine and Bail when I need to pay for something. I have them on speed dial.

Anakin: Oh, no, I didn’t use money.

Obi-Wan: How’d you pay her back?

Anakin: I let her handmaidens run a train on me and film it for their holiday orgy.

Obi-Wan: …there is so much going on in that statement, I’m gonna just nod and move along. That’s how I pay Satine and Bail back too.

Anakin: You don’t pay Quinlan back like that?

Obi-Wan: Does Quinlan look like he has credits either? No.

[floatywan]

my first post >^<

[jebiknights]

I don't mind headcanons that Bail and Obi-Wan were friends before the clone wars started (and I don't think we're told either way in current canon - as far as I'm aware), but the legends meeting -> near death Speedrun to being TOO close is still my favorite iteration.

Bail being like hey I have a spy who has information on the Sith/a Sith planet but we have to meet her in person to get the goods. Obi-Wan, recovering from a speeder crash, being like this feels like a trap but we really can't ignore this Intel can we. Them getting stuck on a small ship together. They both think each other is kind of stuck up. Bail watching Obi-Wan meditate shirtless.

Meets the spy only to immediately get caught in a firefight and Bail has to experience the realities of war for the first time and it changes his view on the conflict forever. They get to the Sith planet and it is immediately Obi-Whump time in the best way, they are both having the worst times of their lives. They still aren't really getting along. Obi-Wan has to get Bail to promise to kill him at one point if it gets to a certain point. They manage to make it out through the skin of their teeth with five million in jokes and a friendship so close that it makes literally everyone else uncomfortable. What could be better than this.

[phoenixyfriend]

Jedi arranged/political marriage pretext I'd like to see more of: Jedi DO leave the Republic, and the marriage is of a Jedi, probably a council member, to secure the safety of their members on their new home planet.

The Mandalorian angle has the benefit of being less closely tied to Republic rule, and could be very tasty and easy to justify with either Obitine or Jangobi, both of which I enjoy. Depending on where in the timeline it happens, the spouse varies.

But I think that if it's Mandalore, especially Jangobi, a heavy part of the argument for getting the Jedi settled and making up for 'draining resources' is shoveling as many people as possible into Agricorp work on the deserts of Manda'yaim.

As an Obitine fic that takes place between TPM and AotC, it's really easy to justify?

Like just. The Jedi Council going "okay do we have any planets where we could move, and there's a primary ruler that would be open to marrying a Jedi for protection from the Republic and… wait. Someone get Kenobi."

(This also works for BailObi, but Alderaan is unfortunately still staunchly Republic territory, while Mandalore's status is a lot more vague.)

With the Jangobi angle, it would be a lot more "Mand'alor Fett captures a Jedi because he's been hearing rumors about them expanding their influence, gets the story that they're actually looking to move, and are basically going to be refugees, and decides that there would be no power move that would secure Mandalore's independence from Republic bullshit like getting their best warriors on his side, but he needs to prove that he's in control to the Death Watch-style extremists, so he's going to have to marry a Jedi for. Reasons."

IDK it's arranged marriage fic, we don't need a whole lot of justification.

God it's so easy to make these about Obi-Wan (consider: Quinlan/that one force-sensitive Stewjoni prince he saved and messed around with a few years ago), but it would be really funny to make this Anidala by shifting ages around a bit or starting the war later. Just like.

Naboo, the planet the Chancellor of the Republic is from, has taken in the Jedi, threatening secession, and refusing to give them back. Senator Amidala has married one of them. Everyone has questions but none of those questions are getting answered. Count Dooku of Serreno has made overtures to join the CIS but Naboo is uninterested. Amidala has been unavailable for her comment due to being on her honeymoon. Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi has only offered that this entire situation is a headache and he'd love to know where he went wrong.

I'm trying to figure out what other ships I could do with this. I think "senior padawan Barriss saves Tatooine's accidental ruler-through-incredible-violence Anakin from an attempt at retaking the planet by the Hutts, spills some personal woes while tending to his wounds (she can't leave the planet yet anyway and wasn't even supposed to be here), and he wakes up like 'hey if you need to move somewhere you can come to Tatooine, I'd marry you in a heartbeat'" would be a fun one, and also immediately collapse as like. A'Sharad overhears Barriss's report and goes to fight Anakin about it personally for inviting more settlers to a planet that's already trying to crowd out the native populace. That would need some tweaking... maybe Anakin's actually already done something similar, and led an exodus of Hutt slaves from Tatooine and settling them on a new planet, and needs help keeping Hutts and other slavers away from trying to take back their slaves? Not sure Anakin would suggest a marriage, though. Someone else might, but not him.

I considered Blyla, but IMO the plot only works if the Jedi are in decent standing (instead of suffering from war propaganda) with the galaxy at large and only need to escape the Senate's influence, not widespread hate.

OH wait if Anakin took over Tatooine when he was a teenager and then gave control to his mom, because she's the smartest obviously, and Qui-Gon survived Naboo, then maybe Qui-Gon/Shmi???

I'm struggling to think of more ships or pick one to drag on an AU adventure. Help. My brain is trying to argue that Obi-Wan marries Hondo and the entire Temple ups and leaves for Florrum.

[catgriller]

You cant look at Obi Wan and tell me he’s STRAIGHT LMFAOOO

first of all, have you seen the way he sits? Yeah no hetero man sits like that on purpose.. But when he’s not doing this gay little pose this mf is manspreading , Jesus Christ he’s bisexual he can’t keep his legs closed

Speaking of jt,

Injured? Keep legs open. That’s his number one rule LMFOAHAHAH

Obi Wan also has a problem with gay unrequited love with ANY m4m ship: CodyWan, QuinObi, ObiKin, BailObi….. AND MORE.. LIKE HELLO HE JUST HAS A “I can make a man my whore” vibe srry. He can talk to anyone for 5 seconds and people would ship him with them 💀 He also has a problem with eye fucking. Like I’m srs. This man was talking to Jango. Eye fucking.

AND HELLO????? HES JUST CASUALLY LEANING AGANST THE DOOR WHILE TELLING ANAKIN TO FUCKING BE A POSTERBOY??? The hand on his hip. Oh my god.

Obi Wan also can get all the ladies I’m fr. Satine, Padme, probably Breha.. If I was Padme and had to pick whiny mudering man or hot sexy dilf man I would pick the hot sexy dilf man (aka Obi Wan LOL)

Obi Wan is at least fruity and I’ll stand by that!!!!

Edit: glad to know that everyone agrees with me when I say that Obi Wan is a man whore

Edit edit: aaaaand I was right!

[merlyn-bane]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

I was reverse-uno'ed by my darling @bluemaskedkarma and caught with my mental pants down in between chapters, so have a little snippet from my WIP titled BailObiBreha Nonsense. I think I've only mentioned this fic once before, so I'll go ahead and tag that post here.

Obi-Wan can’t quite help shooting his old friend a playful smirk, cocking his head. “Why, Chancellor, I might almost think that you’ve missed me.” The thing is. The thing is, though, that Bail doesn’t laugh at the jest, or give a huff of amusement, or even really crack a smile. Instead, he just lofts an eyebrow, brown eyes still soft even for the seriousness of the rest of his expression. “We’ve never claimed otherwise, Obi-Wan.” And Obi-Wan is—not prepared for that, for the sincerity of it or anything else. He has no recourse to put them back on equal footing in this conversation, no witty diversion or deflection to move them along without making it painfully obvious just how soft the underbelly is that he’s suddenly trying to protect. He doesn’t feel like the Negotiator in this moment very much at all, in fact. All he can do is look off to the side and swallow, offering a rather pathetic it’s getting late, perhaps we ought to comm her Majesty.

Open tags for this guy, because my brain is fried and I think most of my usual tag list has already been tapped recently lol. But please feel free to tag me if you decide to do one!!

[subobi]

SubObi Week #6 - Masterlist

Our AO3 Collection Previous Weeks’ Masterlists

If your submission isn’t included here, please let me know!

**Please note that warnings and ratings are not included on this list. Please take time to read the tags on the work itself.**

Submissions:

Collections or Prompt Combinations:

a reminder by wrennette - Alphobi, Codywan

SubObi a hračky by SallyPejr - QuinObi, Obitine

SubObi Week 2022 by Bittodeath - QuiObi, Obikin, Codywan, Jastobi, ObiVizsla

SubObi Week 2022 by MerlynBane - Jangobi, Obirex, Obimaul, Codywan, Jangobi, BailObiBreha

Day 1 - Hole spanking/Pussy spanking/Maintenance Spankings

Fluid Bonded by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

Maintenance by SinQueen69 - QuiObi

Day 2 - Gags/Sex toys under clothing/Vibrators

Aboard the Negotiator by SinQueen69 - Codywan

Buir and His Baby by FlitShadowflame - Jangobi

(lovely) underneath it all by Siderea - AlphaObi

That’s All You Have to Do by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

Their Perfectly Eager Companion by TheShinyLizard - BailobiBreha

Day 3 - Public consummation/First night witnessed

An Auspicious Match by sanerontheinside - QuiObi

by right of the thigh by wrennette - Ventrobi

wrap myself inside your arms (i cannot rest) by Siderea - Obimaul

Day 4 - Pregnant and single/abandoned by old lover/Surrogate pregnancy/Oviposition

an incubator by wrennette - DexObi

Carry On by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

(in these gifts) the shape of adoration by Siderea - Jastobi

should have known by aspec_erotica_connoisseur - ObiTentacles

Day 5 - Wedding/Mating Run

move my feet towards your body (i can hear this beat) by Siderea - Jangobi

Unexpected Value by  wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Jangobi

SubObi a Bail by SallyPejr - BailObi

Day 6 - Lactation/Milking/Hucow | Come stuffing

Aching and Full by TheShinyLizard - QuiObi

heat by wrennette - Codywan, ObiClones

Just Because It Wouldn't Pass Your Ethics Board Doesn't Mean It Won't Pass Ours by Millberry_5 - Codywan, ObiClones

Since I First Saw by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan

taken it all (and we're far from finished) by Siderea - Codywan, ObiClones

Day 7 - Fuck or die | Possessiveness

The Captive by TheShinyLizard - Jangobi

in your arms tonight (must have been something you said) by Siderea - Codywan

Our Beauitul Jewel by wanderingjedihistorian (RangerJedi67) - Codywan, ObiClones

Shan'hal'lak, cyar'ika by Charm_Caster1127 - Codywan

SubObi a Quinlan by SallyPejr - QuinObi

subsumption by wrennette - ObiDooku

Day 8 - Bonus Free Day

A Convenient Opportunity by dovebox - Jangobi

who’s been loving you good? by Siderea - Jangobi