#obitine

[duchess-of-mandalore]

I didn’t change anything. This is what happened.

[fettunfettered]

[owlsofavalon]

Obi-Wan, hiding a picture of Satine behind his back: remember Ahsoka, attachments are not the Jedi way Anakin, face-calling Padme: he's right, Snips, we're forbidden to love Aayla Secura, her face three inches from Bly's: yes, for the greater good we cannot form attachments, Padawan Tano Plo Koon, drinking out of the Galaxy's Best Dad mug that Wolffe gave him: they're right, little 'Soka, listen to them Ahsoka: ... Ahsoka: I need to get off this ship Rex, on his fourth cup of caf that morning, fighting off a migraine, and So Done With Jedi: right behind you

[kozh-lucium]

When the teenagers in your party can’t stop flirting.

(This is also an excuse to draw obi in civilian clothes, because I refuse to believe they spent a year as fugitives in their jedi robes)

[stealingpotatoes]

*looks through your older posts and gives an overdramatic gasp* PERIOD DRAMA SATINE!!!!!

AH! here have more period drama satine (with bonus obi-wan) before you become in need of a fainting couch!

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[new-anon]

🌙 the 212th night

[now-you-sound-like-a-jedi]

If Obi-Wan had actually stayed on Mandalore with Satine after the Civil War and left the Jedi Order, it would've made The Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones peak comedy.

Like, Qui-Gon would still be sent to Naboo and end up on Tatooine, he'd still meet Anakin and take him back to the Temple. But, in this AU, he survives the battle on Theed and takes Anakin as his padawan. And the entire Order would be making jokes:

"Congrats on the new padawan! Hope he sticks around longer than the last one!" "We'll keep this one off the bodyguard missions, eh Qui-Gon?"

So one day little Anakin’s like "hey master, what happened to your last padawan?" And Qui-Gon's like "oh he ran off with a girl, yeah he's royalty in the Outer Rim now".

And it's all fine and dandy until Anakin’s nineteen and they get assigned to protect Padmé, and Qui-Gon takes one look at this kid's face and thinks "You've got to be fucking kidding me, this shit again??"