#bremaine

[mockucentury]

- Jemaine Clement (2009)

- Jemaine Clement (2026)

somethings just never change.

[xxlounicornxx]

thinking about them

[pseudonymous-enthusiast]

Idk if Dave would be (deliberately, not just out of ignorance) homophobic in canon but either way, he would definitely give Jemaine a gay test.

[jumpeytiaotiao]

I've figured out (I haven't) that this guy is trying to make a JemaineLand or a BretLand or even a fotc Land!

[flummoxedart]

dilf bremaine makes their tumblr debut

[xxlounicornxx]

oomf asked who the heck are those two guys i keep drawing and it made me realize i do draw them literally everyday BHAHAA

[pseudonymous-enthusiast]

Cas is lamp? Uhhh, more like Jemaine is flower

[jumpeytiaotiao]

p1-Jelly （Bret, who often has a poor appetite, fainted one day due to low blood sugar and was saved by Jemaine, who is half-human, half-jelly. (Jem is translucent, and if you put something inside… you know what I mean. Jem is flavored like green apple） P2-Flesh Gordon Au（1974） Theme song：It's Time to Wake Up 2023-La Femme （https://open.spotify.com/track/1IPhN2VKk1kklU0j3C7eO5） Robot Princess Bret & Space Ranger Jemaine Desire lasers ravaged the universe, and space ranger Jem felt… very good about it. During a spring in the universe, he landed his dick spaceship on a nearby planet and met the alien princess Bret (video kid). ‘Why is this princess unaffected by the desire lasers？’ Jem pondered after failing to flirt with Bret Bret's Perspective: Video kid led the robots away from lonely Earth, temporarily settling in the universe, elected as the alien princess by the intelligent robots. They built their home from the cosmic debris left after Earth's explosion (including some sex toys and metal scraps). Year after year, the steel beings cycled through the desolate planet, living for some unknown purpose. Until cosmic rays struck, until Spac ranger Jem landed—finally, the spring of the universe. （The subsequent story will be published on AO3 once I translate the article from Mandarin to English. (If you are fluent in both Chinese and English and are interested in translating these articles, please feel free to contact me!）