#brenlie

[firowisteria]

THE BRENLIE AND KENDA SHIPPERS ARE EATING TONIGHT

[midnightcandygoblin]

Jackson's Diary incorrect quotes because it has infected my brain

Timothy: *hugs Ronald*

Ronald: What this?

Timothy: Affection.

Ronald: Disgusting.

Timothy: . . .

Ronald: Do it again.

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David: Your legs look nice in those pants

Exer: *flirting* you should see me without them

David: WITHOUT LEGS?!

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Pamela: WHY is there BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!

Brenda: I aggressively poked someone with a knife

Pamela: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?

Brenda No, no. I aggressively poked someone with a knife

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David: *talking to Ron, Brenda, and Pam* Exer and I are no longer friends

Exer: *shouting in the background* DAY, THAT IS A TERRIBLE WAY TO SAY WE ARE DATING!!

Ronald: *already knew this, and is just slurping his Caprimoon iconically*

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Jolie: *half-jokingly* True love is killing a man together

Brenda: *serious and holding a knife* Let's kill W*lliam, then!

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Exer: Who knows me best?

David: It's me!

Ronald: It's me!

Brenda: It's me!

Jackson: . . . It's probably not me

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Ken: Um, yeah, I pull bitches?? RIGHT INTO MY DARK REALM OF TERRORS!!

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Ken: *in a sticky situation, whispering to Tim and Jolie* I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one

Timothy: *loads gun* Manslaughter it is, then

Jolie: TIM, WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?-

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Timothy: Oh ffffiddlesticks

Ken: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!

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Jolie: *sees K3vin* Ugh, there's my ex

Ken: HE'S STILL ALIVE?? Jesus, this guy will not die-

Timothy: *holds gun* LET'S GO BACK AND KILL HIM AGAIN!!

Jackson: *writing K3vin's death in the diary*

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Exer: *sees Willi@m* HE'S STILL ALIVE??

Brenda and Ronald: Unfortunately.

Jackson: *writing Willi@m's death in the diary*

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Exer: *holding a kettle* Tea or coffee?

David: Tea

Exer: Wrong. It's coffee

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Exer: So . . . you dating anyone?

David: My love life is a mess

Exer: I'M A MESS!! DATE ME!!

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David: I'm bu

David: I'm bo

David: bj

Pamela: It's okay, take your time

David: *points at Exer* BOYS.

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Exer: *flirting* You have beautiful eyes

David: Thanks, I need them to see

Exer: . . . .

(5 hours later)

David: OH.

[dionoussu]

brenlieee

[itsmejolie]

oh sapphic of the jd tumblr fandom, what is your wisdom?

women.

[dexerlover]

Brenda Miller from the hit webcomic Jackson's Diary discovered to be lesbian as fuck!??

[ollieoliveoil]

I can't stop thinking about brenlie because like it makes no sense and so many ppl ship it and I get that ppl want wlw rep in jd but it makes ZERO sense abd I'm a firm believer in lesbian Jolie but Brenda is so obviously straight to me I just don't get how ppl could see her as queer yk, and I rlly like how the main six are like half and half three of them are queer and three of them are straight it makes it feel a lot more realistic but then I see ppl headcannoning them all as queer and it just doesn't make sense like at all and obviously i respect people's opinions and if you ship like brenlie or pamda that's totally fine I rlly don't care but it just makes no sense to me I personally think that there should be a new character introduced as Jolies gf for wlw rep not the clearly straight character but idk I don't wanna get attacked or anything because I know a lot of ppl like the lesbian Brenda headcannon and that's fine I just don't understand it at all it makes no sense to me 😿

[midnightcandygoblin]

brenlie pleaaase and my soul is yours 🙏🙏

giRLS.

[midnightcandygoblin]

Ok yeah Brenlie is so gonna be canon (I'm delusional)