#brettgaters

[cynicallarrie]

Hi! I love your page and I've been following you for a few months now but I was just wondering (I know you have your babygate and sperm donor lookalike tag), if you had a short answer on the babygate situation? Like if you had to make a TLDR on who F's dad is?

Thank you!! <3

Short answer is the father must be either Louis or someone who looks identical to Louis since we know Freddie has features unique to Louis and the general South Yorkshire area.

As for the situation itself, it's a real headscratcher. I don't think there's a way to tell whether Louis chose to be in it or was coerced into it. If he did choose this, I cannot say definitively why. I have my ideas, such as that he wanted to have a child in order to hide his sexuality as many other closeted British celebrities and boyband members have done in the 2000s. One Direction did start in 2010, and they were surrounded by old industry people who were quite obviously stuck in the old way of doing things. That's not to mention babygate began right before same-sex marriage was even legalized in the United States lol.

I'd say Louis has found himself stuck in this and that it's most likely of his own accord. It's evident that he did not want to be and was not ready to be a father before Freddie was born; this was illustrated by Louis himself when he decided to make stink-faces at every "congratulations" on his impending fatherhood.

[cynicallarrie]

I'm not sure how true that is anymore. Every time Louis talks about F on twitter as an example, "Freddie" trends, and it takes a while to find any replies under Louis's tweets that aren't gushing over Louis and F.//

This is true I noticed that louis tweet saying F had a lovely birthday got many more likes than any of his other tweets that day. I know larries who think they split up for a few months in 2015 and dated other people and Briana was one of them. They say they see a belly in the pic at the Christmas table and ask why she put on so much weight before F's birth and lost it just weeks later never to gain again

It's tough because F does look like Louis.

Yes, he does, and anyone denying it is just scared.

I'm currently working on a post that contains research and my reaching out to certain organizations for information related to these syndicated articles:

(There's more where that came from).

They all came out about one year before Briana became "pregnant." They look like casting calls.

Here's a post I made talking about why Brett can't be the father and why F isn't being photoshopped. All you have to do in regards to the Brett theory is look at Austin. Everyone says Austin and F look so alike, but they don't. They look wildly different, and not only do they look wildly different, but F happens to look a lot like Louis.

So if Sony was behind babygate and they were looking for a kid or a sperm donor to make a kid, why would they go for someone whose kid looks nothing like Louis? And if they did go for Brett, how is it possible that F "just so happened" to come out looking identical to Louis and nothing like Austin? A lucky coincidence?

Nah.

The babygate theory has been ruined by who I dub "brettgaters." Look at how many people have started believing F is Louis's son because they realize he looks so much like Louis. To come to the conclusion that F must be Louis's son just because they're identical is weak, imo. Why has no one considered the angle of Sony hiring a Louis lookalike to be the sperm donor and create F? It makes sense, it's possible, and it's the exact thing they would do if they wanted this to last for years and needed to convince people that F is Louis's son.

It's no use trying to figure out who the father is, because we won't. Drop the Brett and photoshop leads and consider this new one.

Also check these companies dedicated to finding and selling celebrity lookalikes:

You all need to remember when Louis wore that Billie Jean shirt in the Back To You teaser, and consider this line in the song to be the most vital part:

"Then showed a photo my baby cried, his eyes were like mine"

[cynicallarrie]

they’re having a brettgater off in the replies 😩 https://x.com/justalarriemar/status/1918276793192100310?s=46

WTF

Larries ofc saying he isn't a party boy even though we know that he is lol. He's always rowdy and drunk backstage and he's in and out of clubs and bars.

Someone does bring up a good point that in a normal situation a boyband's management would have paid off the girl to have her abort the baby in order to protect the brand's image...

...but in Louis's case the GP did think he was gay, so whether or not this really was an oopsie-baby, I'm sure their team were actually relieved that they had this out.

Also I totally forgot about this:

I remember Michael Strauss did say he wanted to do that. Makes perfect sense why all of a sudden babygate ramped up after boobiegate. I wish Michael would do it for real though. He should get a sample of Louis's hair too lol.

[cynicallarrie]

Yeah Briana is 5ft 7 which is tall for a woman. Freddie might end up 5ft 11 or 6 ft.

And then babygaters will say it's because he's Brett's son. 🙄

[cynicallarrie]

Guys, the reason Freddie is so tall probably has something to do with Briana's genes. I feel like a lot of you forget that Louis didn't reproduce him asexually.

[cynicallarrie]

Not sure why a little more delicate face shape throws you guys off. They aren’t identical twins, they’re siblings. One look at J. Alba’s daughters will tell you exactly how siblings can have different features. Will you say now also that Lottie and the twins aren’t related because she has more oval face than them? You also can’t erase genetically unique things such as the exact same dimple under both of the boys’ lower lips (that’s besides other stuff in the links you were already sent), meanwhile there’s not a single genetically unique thing that connects F to Louis, and the thinner lips is like a very unsustainable argument in presence of these other things.

Why would they not have the same dimple? Austin is Tammi's kid and Tammi is Briana's mom, so, yes, Freddie and Austin would share some similarities. Man, you guys are DESPERATE. One little feature is not what's "throwing us off"; it's ALL of the features. Thin, wide lips. Nose with a diamond shape in the middle just like Louis has, whereas Austin has a shapeless snub nose. Hooded blue eyes (the only reason y'all cling to the Brett theory as that's the only trait they share). Same chin as Louis's, whereas Austin's doesn't stick out like that.

It gets to a point.

[cynicallarrie]

He even said in a fetus-era interview that one of his worst fears was accidentally getting a girl pregnant.

I don't know why he chose not to get a pat test.//

You mean Louis in his fetus-era who was obviously very aware he´s gay and he was proud of it and flamboyant (=himself) while talking about girls like it´s something he has to talk about rather than he´s interested in them? Sorry but everyone´s fear in their teens age when starting to have a s*x life was to not get accidentally pregnant - wish you could read all those girls magazines where there was a section about s*x life and people were scared they would get pregnant from oral s*x or eventho they are taking contraception pills - so that´s not really an argument, it was (and I guess it still is) a common teenage fear.

IMO he hasn´t got the paternity test because he´s obviously not father, simple as it is. And even if he suddenly started to sleep with women and got one oopsie pregnant, abortion exists yk. So I would expect him to either convince whoever he got pregnant for abortion otherwise just say he doesn´t want to have anything in common with this kid and she can raise it in quiet without him because he´s about to have a solo career after 1D hiatus and nobody would know about it. Yet him getting someone´s pregnant was officially announced in TV big time where he and H were obviously crying before - too much noise for a oopsie pregnancy especially when he knew he would be a deadbeat father like his own biological father and wants to have a solo career and touring the world. And the last thing, this comparison of F to Austing and Brett like a proof he´s very different to them is also ridiculous because I know so many siblings who aren´t similar at all and some children don´t have similarities from both parents so one would think they must have a different fathers. Look at prince Harry and prince William, they are not similar at all and yet they are brothers while William looks like his mother and Harry like his father. My bf has 2 sisters and while one is like his blonde copy of him, the other one has nothing from their father and so they don´t look similar at all. And I can go on and on with examples.

He couldn't force her to stay quiet and most certainly couldn't force a woman to get an abortion. If you got pregnant by a celebrity, you would know that you're going to get a good payout from child support payments. You would be loud about it too so that he couldn't slink away and avoid the baby. I dislike Briana for various reasons, but I blame Louis fully for his own actions. Smh, he was sitting there making literal stink faces in interviews whenever questioned about the pregnancy lol.

Stop with the argument that "sometimes siblings come out looking different"; I've already addressed this. Obviously siblings can look very different, but, what, they just happened to be lucky enough that Freddie came out looking like Louis, the exact person they needed him to look like? I need you to be so serious right now and chill with this desperation.

[cynicallarrie]

https://www.tumblr.com/policemanofprincesspark/774452381158162432/it-makes-sense-freddie-would-call-brett-dad-even

I’m convinced you’re a troll after this lmao because it’s Brett’s entire face sans Tammi’s eye bags💀

I'm convinced you're the troll. You must be desperate to convince yourself that he looks like Brett.

Isolating individual features shows you he looks like Louis.