#bri.moot

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you know who would love that sex positions generator.......................

izuku midoriya :)

he actually is signing u up for pilates and yoga actively not bc he has any stake in ur personal fitness journey but bc he wishes to BEND u

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proofreading @ironmoonz latest installment of The Shoto Files

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bri’s giving me a hawks hyperfixation and when i tell yall the filth i am cooking up about him you’ll all stone me in the town square

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hi rage, um... so... i can't stop thinking about izuku's gf who hates bakugo and bakugo who can't stand izuku's gf.... specifically when izuku tells them they should fuck it out.

like they're bickering in front of him until he's like "can you two please just fuck and get it over with" and the way that both the gf and bakugo both hesitate just a little too long before trying to act like that is the most disgusting thing izuku has ever said.

hook, line, and sinker, they're fucking in izuku's bed 3 days later.

it works btw, but they do have to do it again every few weeks to maintain the peace.

i absolutely cannot wait to answer this fully

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Touya told me to tell you to tell Katsuki that he can dye Katsuki’s hair for him to save him from the online blonde hair men scorn if he wants!

(I think he wants an excuse to hang out with Katsuki so they can teach each other new swear words and piss of Shoto. He says this isn’t the reason but I Don’t Believe Him)

katsuki would bite any of us if we came near his precious natural butter yellow. however a double date of other sorts could be arranged especially if it involves a new way to rib his friends 👀👀 (you and i can have cocoa and leave them to it tbh)

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Drop the yan theories about the boys 🗣️🗣️

LMAO bri i knew you'd come running after that tiny tag and you know what!!!! i really don't have too much to say, but their variances interest me. i think izuku is the obvious answer, but i was even thinking of the jjk men while writing that. specifically i think suguru is my favorite variety of yan-ness............

he's sweet but sharp, and before you know it, you're being waited on nearly hand and foot with no say in the matter. trying to make yourself a snack? suguru's appearing out of nowhere tutting about how you might cut your finger, and that's not healthy anyway, and your period's coming up so you need more iron, and just let him do it. he caretakes and loves and coddles you until suddenly you find yourself in a state of near-total dependence, just the way he likes it. i don't even think you feel confident you could get yourself off without his help, thanks to his rigorous training. idk. i find it to be a pretty happy semi-captivity with suguru, but the threat of him looms in the dark corners. what happens if the little bird gets curious about what's outside of her gilded cage. lowkey i think satoru is crazier even if suguru is surface-level scarier.

just been having some meditations recently..........

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if i ask so gently… and so kindly…. would you give me a crumb of self ship lore between you and that angy little blonde guy? 🥺🙏

BLDJAOSJW bri!!!!!!!!!!

um. i suppose. im terrified of speaking about him. however…….a couple of tidbits…….

we travel pretty often, as much as his schedule will allow, but it’s always a toss up because i love the cold and he prefers the tropics. our favorite places are paris (we go for fashion week every year at least, and try to make it for christmas!), luxor, rome, puglia, sri lanka, and the nw area of the us (although kat doesn’t love the states lol)!

we both cook but he does the dishes because “i’m bad at them” ???

our favorite activity is to read together, we both try to be really good about keeping up with the book the other’s reading so we each have space to geek out. our tastes don’t really overlap (he likes romance and thrillers, i like classics, nonfic, and fantasy) so no spoilers to worry about!

our apartment is very “dark” lol lots of dark marble and wood, glowy orange and warm yellow lights, but tons of ferns and greenery as well! kat kills the plants if i turn my back for one second though, i have a “plantsitter” come over if im solo traveling which he gets very indignant about

ok LAST thing i think? at least once every couple months we both go to an onsen and a spa and relax together, it’s very very integral to our relationship. as are the occasional 7/11 junk food at midnight trips.

OKAY. i hope these are at least MILDLY interesting……ive just seen your ss ask game so i will be BLOWING your inbox up asap, prepare for return fire >:) maybe i will rb as well.

thank you so much for asking talking about it makes me so 😵‍💫 but im trying to be less shy :’) ily bri

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rage i am bringing your self shipping out of the tags and into the ask box by playing a little game of guess who regarding redacted :)

would people maybe refer to them as explosive? did they per chance have a birthday recently? how about that first name, does it start with a K? 🤨

you will not hide from me.

BRI LMAO I JUST SAW THIS

i love you. i love redacting things.