send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who;
falls asleep on the couch; Kat, and Robert always carries her back to bed because he wants his snuggle buddy, dammit.
makes friends with the neighbors; Both, and Kat usually ends up having to smooth over the rifts Robert causes by flirting with the wrong person.
is the adventurous eater; Robert, who will shove literally almost anything in his mouth, why is he not dead yet? Oh wait...
hogs the covers at night; Kat, Robert only hogs things he can hug.
forgets to do the dishes; Both, and Kat usually remembers earlier than him.
tries to surprise their partner more often; Rob, though Kat finds her own ways to surprise him that he certainly doesn’t mind as well.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor; Rob, for which he probably often gets yelled at for, oops.
stays up til 2 AM reading; Fuck that, neither of them. 2 am is for parties, flirting, or playtime in bed, bye.
sings in the shower; Rob doesn’t shower without singing unless he’s in a bad mood or doing something that requires his mouths attention sooo.
takes the selfies; Dear god, both, and it’d a contest to see who could get more likes and followers with these attention hoes.
plans date night; Rob, because obviously it should be the mans job, though if he’s done a bad job, Kat makes it known what he should have done differently, even if subtle ways later on. Whether or not he always listens... remains to be seen.