2x03 review: every time jon learns some new horrible thing about life up past the wall he’s like wow i am so sad. this is my very sad disturbed face. kit harrington is fantastic at making this face. i want to make him a cup of tea and like, put some classical music on for him. hm that sounds so nice actually maybe i’ll do that for me. bran’s teacher is like kid, there’s no such thing as magic anymore and definitely not dragons. boy are you wrong i saw one last episode. YES YES YES BIG LADY YES BIG LADY YES incoherent with joy brienne is here! my big beautiful strong and noble wife is here brienne my best friend brienne! im going to start calling her ser now because why wait. ser you have the soul of a fairytale knight. and also the body and job of one i love you so much. love how margarey gets up and yells like she’s at a rugby match during her brother’s little dueling thing. now these are siblings functioning on the same wavelength. also they are tag-teaming being consort to the same guy (bugs bunny meme: OUR marriage). arya and the gang’s road trip down my so many members already. in the absence of sean bean yoren (alas, poor yoren) does his best boromir and i feel very emo about it. theon ending his stint as a disgruntled sidekick and beginning his short-lived stint as a guy who makes so many bad decisions so fast until someone stops him with knives. what else happens uhhhh well tyrion screws a lot of people over in this episode in ways that are kind of hard to root for, but also he delivers a lot of lines really enjoyably, so i don’t care