#brivin

[fusionlads]

Seániel: I hope the checkmarks don’t make us look pretentious, but it is nice to feel a little official. We are technically a business, after all, even if just to pay the bills.

Brivin: PLEASE tell me this means we can impersonate other AUs now.

Seániel: But you can’t copy somebody else’s username on—

Brivin: Brian Spawntech here to address the allegations about me being a little bitchboy—

[rembytem]

I fried your faves.

Fusion Lads AU by @fusionlads

[because-i-love-chess]

Fusion server out of context

[machinegunnerdave]

new icon... if you know you know hehehe

[fusionlads]

What are the fusion's favorite animals?

Daian: Let’s be real, dogs are pretty much the perfect animal. You just can’t improve on that.

Danthi: I don’t have time for a pet. Seávin: You should see him with strays, though. Danthi’s a way bigger softie than he lets on. Danthi: That’s NOT what they were asking about, don’t change the subject. Seávin: Well, they weren’t really asking about pets, either. My favorite animals are dinosaurs! You’re never too old to be a dinosaur fan.

Brivin: Alright, you know what? Rats are cool. They’re really smart, they can get literally anywhere they want, and they’re actually really hard to kill. 10/10, I’d let one sit in my hair and puppet me any day.

Seáthi: SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS FUCKING RULE!!! Braniel: This is a dumb question. I don’t have a favorite animal, I’m not a little kid. Seáthi: What about that kitten you were trying to hide under your coat last month? Braniel: Shut up!! You didn’t see that!!

Keviel: I don’t even know every animal yet, how can I pick a favorite? What if I haven’t even learned about my favorite yet?? I’d have to go back and change it, but then everybody’s still gonna think my favorite’s the old one, and it would be SUCH a pain. Better just not pick. Breán: Well, I just want a wolf, but everybody else are cowards and won’t let me. Keviel: Oh, I’ll let you! What do wolves look like?

Seániel: I LOVE cats. And, yeah, I know that’s probably because Seán and Daniel both do, too, but can you blame them? They’re so soft and pretty, with such interesting little personalities. Kevthi: Birds are nice. Seániel: Kevthi scares away most animals, unfortunately. Sometimes on good days where he’s more stable, he can get birds to come roost on him for a while, though. It’s actually very cute.

[rembytem]

Big Hair Boys!

Fusion Lads AU by @fusionlads

[fusionlads]

Sean, are you in spain without the a

Seán: Haha, that's funny! I guess you could put it that way. Man, Spin put me in Spain without the s, too. So much Spain. What's next, are we gonna flip the a and i?

Seán: Honestly, there's a lot of pain in general, though. I tend to be the compound's peacemaker, mainly because the fusions are tough to deal with. Brivin is one of the worst contenders, but he's started doing more pranks in Danthi's apartments, so at least I usually just deal with the aftermath when fused as Breán. It's worst when he's with Seáthi, though. I can't even fix things until I'm unfused! I'll never understand how he can have two brains in his head and still have the worst ideas.

Seán: And then there's Bran. He's a handful, to put it lightly. He practically chews the furniture when he gets unstable, and now he's getting into fights in parking lots every other night?! And I have to be the one that keeps him from fighting Kevthi. Poor guy doesn't realize how big he is, it wouldn't end pretty.

(art by @because-i-love-chess)

[fusionlads]

Theory: Jack and Dan's combinaton would've been the Joker in another universe.

Reasoning: Purple and green.

Joker has a purple suit, Dan vibes.

Joker has green as a mostly main colour as well as purple, Dan has a main colour of purple and Jack has a main colour of green.

Conclusion: If you disagree with this, replace Jack with Nogla.

Seániel: Oh, god, no.

Brivin: HAHAHAHAHA!!! Seániel: I don’t even look like that…

Brivin: Fecking hell, that’s the best thing I’ve read all day. Hey, Daithi—Daithi!

Seániel: Brivin, please.

Daithi: Fuck off, I’m not shaking your hand again.

Brivin: No, no, I put the buzzer away, I swear. Come look at this.

Seániel: Hey—give that back!

Daithi: …Oh my god.

Brivin: Right??? Sounds like we might need to play a little dress-up with Stickbug here, this is too good an opportunity.

Seániel: NO.

Daithi: Yeah, I wanna see this.

Seániel: Daithi! Not you too!

Brivin: C’mooooon, Bug.

Seániel: Absolutely not. And if there’s anyone here who should be dressing as a clown, it’s you.

Brivin: Sure, I’ll do it too.

Seániel: Wha—no, that’s not what I— Ugh, I’m not doing it, okay?

Brivin: I won’t put salt in your coffee for at least a month.

Seániel: Only a month? Try a year.

Brivin: What?! Nah, three months.

Seániel: …

Brivin: FOUR months.

Seániel: …Fine.

Brivin: WHOOOOOO!!

Daithi: Yeah, Bug!

Seániel: Oh! And you can’t call me Bug, either.

Daithi: Sure, sure.

Brivin: Whatever you say, Your Clownliness.

Seániel: …I’m going to regret this, I just know it.