#seathi

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I fried your faves.

Fusion Lads AU by @fusionlads

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What are the fusion's favorite animals?

Daian: Let’s be real, dogs are pretty much the perfect animal. You just can’t improve on that.

Danthi: I don’t have time for a pet. Seávin: You should see him with strays, though. Danthi’s a way bigger softie than he lets on. Danthi: That’s NOT what they were asking about, don’t change the subject. Seávin: Well, they weren’t really asking about pets, either. My favorite animals are dinosaurs! You’re never too old to be a dinosaur fan.

Brivin: Alright, you know what? Rats are cool. They’re really smart, they can get literally anywhere they want, and they’re actually really hard to kill. 10/10, I’d let one sit in my hair and puppet me any day.

Seáthi: SNAKES AND ALLIGATORS FUCKING RULE!!! Braniel: This is a dumb question. I don’t have a favorite animal, I’m not a little kid. Seáthi: What about that kitten you were trying to hide under your coat last month? Braniel: Shut up!! You didn’t see that!!

Keviel: I don’t even know every animal yet, how can I pick a favorite? What if I haven’t even learned about my favorite yet?? I’d have to go back and change it, but then everybody’s still gonna think my favorite’s the old one, and it would be SUCH a pain. Better just not pick. Breán: Well, I just want a wolf, but everybody else are cowards and won’t let me. Keviel: Oh, I’ll let you! What do wolves look like?

Seániel: I LOVE cats. And, yeah, I know that’s probably because Seán and Daniel both do, too, but can you blame them? They’re so soft and pretty, with such interesting little personalities. Kevthi: Birds are nice. Seániel: Kevthi scares away most animals, unfortunately. Sometimes on good days where he’s more stable, he can get birds to come roost on him for a while, though. It’s actually very cute.

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And then there’s Seáthi.

Fusion lads AU by @fusionlads

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Do u have any soap for me to snack on

Braniel: No???? The fuck?????

Seáthi: Only if you share.

Danthi: *slams the door in your face*

Seávin: Finally someone else understands!!! Yeah, here, uh, don’t tell anybody I’ve still got this…

Breán: Quick question. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Daian: … Daian: No.

Kevthi: Nah, too clean for me.

Keviel: Soap is a snack???? I thought you weren’t supposed to eat stuff you find in the bathroom.

Seániel: Oh my god, do not eat soap please, please. Brivin: Pfft, sure. Wait, let me start a video— Okay, now go ahead.

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Sean, are you in spain without the a

Seán: Haha, that's funny! I guess you could put it that way. Man, Spin put me in Spain without the s, too. So much Spain. What's next, are we gonna flip the a and i?

Seán: Honestly, there's a lot of pain in general, though. I tend to be the compound's peacemaker, mainly because the fusions are tough to deal with. Brivin is one of the worst contenders, but he's started doing more pranks in Danthi's apartments, so at least I usually just deal with the aftermath when fused as Breán. It's worst when he's with Seáthi, though. I can't even fix things until I'm unfused! I'll never understand how he can have two brains in his head and still have the worst ideas.

Seán: And then there's Bran. He's a handful, to put it lightly. He practically chews the furniture when he gets unstable, and now he's getting into fights in parking lots every other night?! And I have to be the one that keeps him from fighting Kevthi. Poor guy doesn't realize how big he is, it wouldn't end pretty.

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Brian: Oh shite, I have the braincell.

Fusion Lads AU by @fusionlads

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I give you a box of chocolates to share. Which one are you taking?

Breán: I like the dark chocolate caramels, but you’ve gotta be quick picking them because Kevthi WILL just grab the whole box and eat it in one go. Yes, even the packaging. Kevthi: They’re too small to taste on their own…

Braniel: Dark chocolate with sea salt. Seávin: Heh, of course you like salty sweets. Braniel: What’s that supposed to mean?!? Seávin: Nothing, nothing. I like the ones with orange cream myself. Nobody else seems to like them, so it’s always available!

Danthi: Okay, I can admit I may like sweets a little too much. If I take too many chocolates from a shared box, I try to make up for it by bringing back cookies later. Or pick ones to add to the cookies. I bake a lot anyway.

Seániel: I don’t really like fighting over them, I just let everybody else pick and have whatever’s left. It’s just chocolate. One time Brivin did pick out a bunch of cute animal-shaped ones for me, though. That was a nice surprise. Brivin: *whispering* He doesn’t know they were made from chocolate-covered ants.

Seáthi: Me and Brivin like to see who can fit the most in their mouth at once. Sometimes Dan gets mad at us for taking them all, but he never wants them bad enough to join the contest. I don’t get it.

Keviel: There’s so many kinds, how do you choose? I want to try ALL of them! Daian: He likes the truffles. He’ll sit and agonize over trying new ones and not let us pick until he’s decided, but half the time just goes for a truffle anyway. Keviel: Well!! At least I still try new things sometimes instead of choosing the exact same thing every time without even thinking about it. You never let anyone else have the nut clusters. Daian: *shrugs* I like the crunch.

Spin: None of you people have any sense of taste. I prefer baker’s chocolate.

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I asked my friend what they wanted to ask, and for some reason they asked about takeout?? idk lol, what are all the fusions favorite restaurants? Can the fusions even eat in the first place?

Kiwo: Oh, definitely! They have pretty much all the same bodily functions as us regular humans, along with their extra abilities. Fusions, especially the larger ones, and their components actually have really high metabolisms because fusing and using their powers consumes a lot of energy. It can be hard to keep up with, which is why Seán hired Max on.

Max: My office is the kitchen. Not really, I do have a desk in the actual office, but I spend a lot more time in the kitchen. Cooking, keeping the cupboards stocked, hiding my nice pans from Daian… It’s not half bad, really. As long as I keep everybody’s nutritional needs in mind, I can pick the menu myself, and it’s nice to have room to experiment and try new things when I feel like it. Not that I mind taking requests, I do want everyone to enjoy the food I make. If only some people appreciated my efforts a little more and didn’t make instant noodles at three in the morning instead of heating up the leftovers I put my heart and soul into—

Kiwo: Anyway, we’ve gotten off track of the actual question. We’ll let the fusions answer for themselves about their favorite places to eat.

Keviel: Sushi! I heard Dan used to live in Japan and really loved the food there, so I’ve tried lots of Japanese food to see what it’s like. I’m actually better than Kiwo at using chopsticks now, haha. Oh, and me and Breán sometimes get margherita pizza together, apparently that’s Kevin’s favorite kind.

Breán: I’d eat pizza every day if these bastards would let me. Why? ‘Cause pizza’s good, what the fuck else do you want?

Danthi: I don’t eat out much, my job keeps me busy in the evenings. Starbucks is probably the only place I go regularly.

Seániel: I’m quite fond of seafood myself. Though sometimes the others make annoying jokes about crab cannibalism because of my limbs, ugh. Sit-down restaurants can be nice, but we don’t do that a lot. Our outings tend to be, uh, disruptive, to say the least, and we’ve been banned from a few places. Besides, it seems a waste when we have our own chef at the compound. Max works hard for us, and I don’t want to take him for granted.

Seáthi: Okay, picture this. McDonald’s, but the whole menu. Brivin: Hell yeah. Seáthi: Nuggie heaven. Brivin: Definitely one of your best ideas. And there’s nothing like the look on the cashier’s face when you roll up and ask for one of everything.

Kevthi: I like those all-you-can-eat places. Sometimes they lie and make you leave before you’re done, though.

Braniel: Waffle House, because they don’t get fucking NOSY and kick you out for stupid things like fistfights in the parking lot. It’s the only good advice Seáthi’s ever had. …I guess I kinda like that cat cafe downtown, too, but it’s not like people go there for the food.

Seávin: Oh, I could absolutely live off Taco Bell alone. Just bury me in cheesy roll-ups. It’s just a shame they don’t have milkshakes to dip them in.

Daian: Any place that gives real metal silverware and doesn’t ask where it went afterward. Stainless steel is the most common, but I prefer the flavor of sterling silver. Especially plated over an alloy like copper.